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Old 08-21-2019, 03:33 PM   #1
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The lyric in Slipknot's "Eyeless" is, can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes...

All this time I've literally been singing, can't see California with a motherfu#ker's eyes...
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Old 08-21-2019, 03:41 PM   #2
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Old 08-21-2019, 07:44 PM   #4
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Old 08-21-2019, 07:47 PM   #5
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- Bingo Jed had a light on.

- if I had my weeeeed!
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Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a <<French shower>>. Another runner in the night.
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Old 08-21-2019, 08:41 PM   #7
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Old 08-21-2019, 08:52 PM   #8
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Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a <<French shower>>. Another runner in the night.
That's their fault. If you isolated the word "deuce" and played it for a 100 people, 99 of them would say they're hearing "doosh".
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Old 08-21-2019, 08:55 PM   #9
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When I was a kid I thought the line

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To walk along the lonely street of dreams
in Here I Go Again by Whitesnake was "To walk alone the lord is free to dream!!".
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Old 08-21-2019, 10:29 PM   #10
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Ariana Grande - "Thank You, Next". Always heard this as "Bacon, Eggs"... I got hungry every time it was on the radio.
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Lying there in my arms
She's all the woman I need
I'm finding it hard to believe
She's 11
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Old 08-21-2019, 11:03 PM   #13
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And the joke is, when he awoke his
Body was covered in goat piss

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Ariana Grande - "Thank You, Next". Always heard this as "Bacon, Eggs"... I got hungry every time it was on the radio.
That would honestly make it a better song.
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Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a <<French shower>>. Another runner in the night.
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That's their fault. If you isolated the word "deuce" and played it for a 100 people, 99 of them would say they're hearing "doosh".
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Finger Eleven - Paralyzer

The real lyrics:

Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place


Until just recently I thought it was:

Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining
A dark lit place
For your place on my face



The Killers - Somebody Told Me

The real lyrics:

Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential


What I heard:

Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
I had to burp you wearing a bat suit
It's not confidential
I've got potential
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Old 08-22-2019, 08:28 PM   #17
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Finger Eleven - Paralyzer

The real lyrics:

Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place


Until just recently I thought it was:

Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining
A dark lit place
For your place on my face
I'll go you one better, I thought it was: "A chocolate place for your place on my face."
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For a long time, I thought "I wanna rock & roll all night, and part of every day," was a weak-ass lyric, until I learned I had been mishearing it all this time.
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I dated a girl who told me the line in Sloan's Money City Maniacs "And the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in coke fizz" sounded like "his body was covered in goat jizz".

I've never been able to hear anything different in 20 years.

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Starship- we built this city

Real lyrics- We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll.

What I heard when I was ten- we milked this ti**y, we milked this ti**y for rock and roll.
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