03-01-2019, 01:24 PM
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#10001
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnhitbox
Oilers fans are kinda like flat earth supporters.
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Considering the conferences for the flat earth people are in YEG, it's more than likely the two actually overlap.
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03-01-2019, 01:30 PM
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#10002
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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GM Shortlist:
Keith Gretzky
Wayne Gretzky
Brent Gretzky
Dustin Johnston
Charlie Huddy
Randy Gregg
Mike Krushelnyski
Dave Semenko
Joey Moss
Messier and Anderson still considered not smart enough for a position with the team
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03-01-2019, 01:31 PM
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#10003
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Chicago
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GioforPM
GM Shortlist:
Keith Gretzky
Wayne Gretzky
Brent Gretzky
Dustin Johnston
Charlie Huddy
Randy Gregg
Mike Krushelnyski
Dave Semenko
Joey Moss
Messier and Anderson still considered not smart enough for a position with the team
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+1 for Dustin Johnson
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03-01-2019, 01:41 PM
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#10004
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissTeeks
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To share publicly that you're so indecisive that a "phase" of your process is you're going to consult executives from teams that are in competition with to help you with the next hire to manage your team..
My internal organs collectively cringed.
It really doesn't get better than this for Flames fans. The team is so ####ing badly run.
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03-01-2019, 01:47 PM
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#10005
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by djsFlames
To share publicly that you're so indecisive that a "phase" of your process is you're going to consult executives from teams that are in competition with to help you with the next hire to manage your team..
My internal organs collectively cringed.
It really doesn't get better than this for Flames fans. The team is so ####ing badly run.
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Responses:
Treliving: The guy who works the pocket dogs stand is pretty good at his job.
McPhee: Fat Elvis, but he still gets to work at the Harrah's piano bar on Tuesdays
Fletcher: Sorry, Gritty is under contract for two more years
Brisebois: There's a guy in our community relations department.
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03-01-2019, 01:56 PM
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#10006
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiggy_12
I like how phase 3 is to find out who the eligible candidates are. What the hell were phases 1 and 2 lol
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Phase 1: Decide to hire Keith Gretzky full time
Phase 2: come up with a plan to make it look like he is legitimately the best option by feeding this BS “phase 3” to the public
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HotHotHeat
THIS is why people make fun of Edmonton. When will this stupid city figure it out? They continue to kick their own ass every day, it's impossible not to make fun of them.
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03-01-2019, 01:57 PM
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#10007
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#1 Goaltender
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There is no phase 3 haha. KG is the GM now and for the next 5 years.
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03-01-2019, 02:01 PM
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#10008
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hyperbole Chamber
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If the earth was flat the ice wouldn’t be so tilted against the Oilers.
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03-01-2019, 02:08 PM
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#10009
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Guys....I think we are missing a very important candidate.
He was an Oilers hero, albeit not in the 80s.
Chris. Pronger.
Doooo it!!!
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a Fire Exit. - Mitch Hedberg
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03-01-2019, 02:13 PM
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#10010
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GioforPM
GM Shortlist:
Keith Gretzky
Wayne Gretzky
Brent Gretzky
Dustin Johnston
Charlie Huddy
Randy Gregg
Mike Krushelnyski
Dave Semenko
Joey Moss
Messier and Anderson still considered not smart enough for a position with the team
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Shortround is coming to the comic expo, they should interview him.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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03-01-2019, 02:37 PM
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#10011
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Giver of Calculators
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Shortround is coming to the comic expo, they should interview him.
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Okey dokey Dr. Jones!
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03-01-2019, 02:47 PM
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#10012
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Shortround is coming to the comic expo, they should interview him.
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03-01-2019, 03:09 PM
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#10013
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Franchise Player
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The other GMs should advise him that letting Chiarelli go was a mistake and they should rehire him. The reason he wasn't performing well was that he was not highly paid. Double his salary and you'll see immediate Stanley Cups.
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03-01-2019, 03:16 PM
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#10014
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GioforPM
GM Shortlist:
Keith Gretzky
Wayne Gretzky
Brent Gretzky
Dustin Johnston
Charlie Huddy
Randy Gregg
Mike Krushelnyski
Dave Semenko
Joey Moss
Messier and Anderson still considered not smart enough for a position with the team
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I hear Anderson has offered to massage the fellas after the game. he is a team player after all
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03-01-2019, 03:56 PM
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#10015
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Pent-up
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Plutanamo Bay.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Shortround is coming to the comic expo, they should interview him.
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Data.
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03-01-2019, 04:07 PM
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#10016
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Franchise Player
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Edmonton is No Good VI: Chia•den•freu•de
Do Lowe and/or MacTavish have any kids old enough to be considered? Have to think they’re at the top of the list.
They would know a thing or two about winning, after all.
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03-01-2019, 04:07 PM
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#10017
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All I can get
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The last game in the dome vs. the Oilers, everyone should chant "Free Connor."
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03-01-2019, 04:08 PM
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#10018
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdonkey
Do Lowe and/or MacTavish have any kids old enough to be considered? Have to think they’re at the top of the list.
They would know a thing or two about winning, after all.
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Keegan Lowe is already in the organization, is 25-years-old, and has a tonne of professional hockey experience.
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03-01-2019, 04:10 PM
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#10019
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All I can get
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Anyhoo, we're past the 10,000 response mark in this thread (fastest E=NG ever).
Edmonton is No Good VII: There's Something in the Water
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03-01-2019, 04:24 PM
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#10020
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
Anyhoo, we're past the 10,000 response mark in this thread (fastest E=NG ever).
Edmonton is No Good VII: There's Something in the Water
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They just worked so hard at it this year.
Of all the things they sucked at they really knocked 'sucking' right out of the park.
And I use a baseball analogy because they're No Good at hockey.
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
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