Guy at work, they could trade Nurse and clear at least 7 million in cap and get probably two good D back
Me, no they cant. Youre dumb. Thats the worst, most untradeable contract in the league right now
He is no longer talking to me
Im happy
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Guy at work, they could trade Nurse and clear at least 7 million in cap and get probably two good D back
Me, no they cant. Youre dumb. Thats the worst, most untradeable contract in the league right now
He is no longer talking to me
Im happy
It is testimonials like this that only reinforce the inherent value of the E=NG tradition. Keep spreading the good word, capable envoy.
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"...harem warfare? like all your wives dressup and go paintballing?"
The Oilers are such a perpetual circus. They are the gift that keeps giving for us. That clown show yesterday in warmups followed by the 4 quick goals against and McDavid’s sour face being shown just brings me pure joy.
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I feel like I owe Gordon Lightfoot an apology for what you're about to read:
Spoiler!
(*ahem*)
The Wreck of the Edmonton Oilers
The legend lives on from Fort Chipewyan on down
To the shore where the Bow River’s flowy
The Greasers’, it’s said, playoff hopes are long dead
When the skies of November turn snowy
Such a load of No Good, defence passed where they stood
Just like pylons at practice they cluster
From the Stanley Cup chase they can soon be erased
For the squad is so lacking in luster
The team was the pride of the Sweatpanters’ side
Skating ‘round in the District of Ice
With a roster so thin it’s as though it had been
Chewed on by hungry legions of field mice
A line-up of heels ‘cause of big money deals
That were signed by McHobo and Pissy
And a blueline so bare (much like Ron MacLean’s hair)
Makes the Wonder Twins throw such a hissy
The net, if you please, it is filled by Swiss cheese
Having no backstopper? It’s such a hobbler
Coach Woody on the bench couldn’t mask up the stench
Now they’re coached by some guy called The Knobbler
Evander’s a rat and the power play’s flat
So no extra points they’ll be stealin'
At the end of each game as the final buzzer came
T'is the curse of No Good that they’re feelin’
Columbus may stink, and the Wild too (I think)
But their records beat Edmonton’s yawners
And the ‘Hawks and the Jets they have more pucks in nets
From their rosters’ respective Connors
And further on down Sharks from San Jose town
Are holding the NHL cellar
But gone head-to-head – put the Oilers to bed
And finished the game looking stellar
From Detroit to Mulletville, poor Kenny H
Sees his legacy rendered asunder
As daily, he rues. not e’en rose-coloured hues
Can hide such a huge career blunder
The legend lives on from Fort Chipewyan on down
To the shore where the Bow River’s flowy
The Greasers’, it’s said, playoff hopes are long dead
When the skies of November turn snowy
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Guy at work, they could trade Nurse and clear at least 7 million in cap and get probably two good D back
Me, no they cant. Youre dumb. Thats the worst, most untradeable contract in the league right now
He is no longer talking to me
Im happy
This was the correct response.
Other acceptable responses:
Point, Laugh and call co-workers over and make him tell them his stupid idea.
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Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993
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Just ignore me...I'm in a mood today.
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I believe this is a dangerous time for the Edmonton Oilers organization. Ownership made their play, beginning with Jeff Jackson and later Kris Knoblauch. Beyond more cash for Jaroslav Halak, the Daryl Katz impact on the season is done until the offseason.
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None of this matters. Expect a trade. A big, ugly, painful trade sending away more future for right now. The first-round picks, Broberg, Bourgault, hood ornaments, odds and sods, your mom’s pancake recipe and anything not nailed down.
Friedman on the Fan this morning sounded like he was talking the Oilers off the cliff of doing something stupid through an interpreter.
Using of all people, John Davidson as a model.
Preaching patience to Oiler clients paying tens of thousands of Dollars to to be entertained watching this team win a grand total of twice at Roger’s place should go well.
They earn their failure.
Turn on the boosters Kenny trade your way out of this mess. You guys are just like the 2018/19 Blues. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not.
