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Old 06-04-2024, 11:57 AM   #1381
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I just can't imagine worshipping a superior being whose whole purpose is ####ing with you.
I dunno. People seem to like me well enough.
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Old 06-04-2024, 11:57 AM   #1382
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I dunno. People seem to like me well enough.
What on earth gave you that impression?
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Old 06-04-2024, 12:46 PM   #1383
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I don’t believe God pranks us.
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Old 06-04-2024, 12:47 PM   #1384
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I don’t believe God pranks us.
What other plausible explanation is there?
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Old 06-04-2024, 12:52 PM   #1385
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What other plausible explanation is there?
Old Earth and solar system, evolution.
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Old 06-04-2024, 12:53 PM   #1386
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What other plausible explanation is there?
God is far more evil than they want to admit. Maybe that's why the ones most wrapped in the cross vote for the worst option for humanity over and over?
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Old 06-04-2024, 12:58 PM   #1387
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I don’t believe God pranks us.
I don’t believe God exists.
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Old 06-04-2024, 01:00 PM   #1388
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Old Earth and solar system, evolution.
[TrumpVoice] All pranks. [/TrumpVoice]
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Old 06-04-2024, 01:13 PM   #1389
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What other plausible explanation is there?
Maybe everything just generally gets better?

Whenever someone tells me about a benevolent and 'All Loving' God I can tell right away they've either only read the New Testament, heard whatever was said at Church or...neither.

Because in the Old Testament God was a right bastard for a while there. And maybe some people argue that its a 'spare the rod but spoil the child' situation but...one would imagine an omniscient being would know better?

Considering how heavily edited the Bible is and how much Religions just love to lie, it surprises me that they didn't just leave those bits out.
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Old 06-04-2024, 01:25 PM   #1390
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So you don’t go to hell. Duh.
What a choice. Hard to think what is the best of a #### choice. What’s worse, Hell, or eternity with an insecure ######bag?

I know more about the ######bag, so I choose Hell.
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Old 06-04-2024, 01:26 PM   #1391
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What on earth gave you that impression?
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Set the hook, Theo! You've got a Musk on there!
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Set the hook, Theo! You've got a Musk on there!
But But he was abused...........
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Old 07-10-2024, 06:58 AM   #1394
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I hate life sometimes.

Because you just know some people are going to think thats real.
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I hate life sometimes.

Because you just know some people are going to think thats real.
“You just know”?

There’s literally one person who thinks it’s real right there, one person ready to believe it, and hundreds of comments from people who think it is real lol.
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We need a reality tv show called “Theo Needs a Wellness Check”. Every time he tweets something, a team composed of a film crew and cast of experts come out to wherever he is and explains everything wrong and misinformed about what he posted.
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We need a reality tv show called “Theo Needs a Wellness Check”. Every time he tweets something, a team composed of a film crew and cast of experts come out to wherever he is and explains everything wrong and misinformed about what he posted.
And then he'd post about the WEF agents coming to social engineer him into a false flag operation to distract people so they can make more pedophiles. Or something like that.
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Gonna be wild when they finally analyze Theo's brain
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Gonna be wild when they finally analyze Theo's brain
Its going to take a while to find.
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If you told him donating his brain would stop 15 minutes cities he'd probably offer it up right then and there...its not like hes using anyways.
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