Weird things that pop in your head

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by nik-

But are you a little ashamed to express how amazing it would be to be people who use torture like a Sword of Damocles to get some orgy action?

Hint: Saying yes because you're terrified for your life and the lives of your family just might not be consensual.

As said before pick someone else then. Maybe bad example I agree. How about a guy like Ric Flair who has slept with thousands of women? There. Ric Flair.

[EVERLAST]

I wonder how often chicken on the way hosts those _______ ?

What happens in the basement of chicken on the way stays in the basement.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by nik-

There was that documentary The Bridge about suicides on the Golden Gate bridge. I believe there was some general interview responses about people with no suicidal thoughts previously getting the weird desire to jump when they walked across it. At least I believe it was in that movie, I definitely heard those thoughts in regard to the Golden gate on some show.

You are correct on the movie name.

Opening scene from The Bridge (2006), a documentary about Golden Gate bridge suicides. Powerful and shocking scene and the end of the clip

Full movie....

[Jacks]

I was just thinking I wonder if this chair has been sanitized?
https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=168581

[EVERLAST]

Originally Posted by Jacks

I was just thinking I wonder if this chair has been sanitized?
https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=168581

I wondered this myself

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by FireFly

And this is why women find you gross.

This conversation got weird quick.

Ok let’s ignore the Hussein thing for a moment because wanting to be two torturous psychopaths is admittedly a bit odd.

But I don’t think it’s odd for any man to wonder about fulfilling their every sexual desire. It’s literally the entire purpose behind the porn industry, which I’m led to believe is somewhat popular.

So if you pick any famous man be it a movie star or athlete or whatever to emulate because of their ability to get women, is that gross?

If men truly did have access to a holodeck style device that allowed them to live out these fantasies would most men do it? Do we not already assume that most rockstars, athletes, celebrities do act on their desirability to women? Isn’t Derek Jeter a hero for banging a bunch of supermodels? Hell, look at a show like Entourage where the entire premise was a show about an actor doing just that and how jealous his friends were.

It raises some interesting questions about our biological predisposition to procreation and our societal norms and how men are raised and brought up and how that effects their sexual desires.

Maybe if a holodeck device did exist men would grow tired of the experience knowing it is nothing but programmed simulations and they’d want a real human partner. Or maybe it would spell the end of the human race where all men are willingly and intentionally put into a permanent comatose like state where they just live in a virtual world where they spend all day in what basically amounts to a GTA simulation. Then it really would be like the matrix where men are incubated and harvested while they live in VR, meanwhile the women living in the real world establish world peace and live prosperously without us just extracting sperm for procreation purposes when they need to.

Sounds like a win win if you ask me, now that I think about it.

[81MC]

I wonder if the Random Thought thread isn’t the exact same, OG version of this.

[Dion]

Everytime I enter an elevator I get this voice in my head that tells me I should press the button of every floor.

[jeffporfirio]

Maybe I should watch The Matrix.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by jeffporfirio

Maybe I should watch The Matrix.

When you are watching The Matrix, this thread is going to pop up in your mind.
But what’s really gonna bake your noodle is, if I didn’t say anything, would you have?

[jeffporfirio]

Originally Posted by Wormius

When you are watching The Matrix, this thread is going to pop up in your mind.
But what’s really gonna bake your noodle is, if I didn’t say anything, would you have?

Ok, no idea what that was all about...so much for sleep tonight.
Its gotta be online somewhere.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Wormius

I’d keep the hockey stick blade. But fashion it into a sort of sickle with hockey skate blades. The other end would whittled to a pokey/stabby instrument.

This would probably happen if people tried to wear skates:



Your sickle idea for skate blades probably would be a better idea for skate blades.

[Pacem]

When I start up the bandsaw at work. I have the thought of just cutting off the tip of my finger.

I'm scared of heights but whenever I get up high there is the urge to just jump off.

Driving into a head on collision is another one.

I recently had someone describe these types of thoughts as "id " thinking or some jazz. Basically compulsive insane thoughts.

[CroFlames]

How is this thread different than the Random Thought Thread?

[nik-]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

How is this thread different than the Random Thought Thread?

The title. Obviously.

[MoneyGuy]

It's scary how many people think of causing a head-on collision.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by jeffporfirio

Ok, no idea what that was all about...so much for sleep tonight.
Its gotta be online somewhere.

I am part psychic. You'll understand when you understand.

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by surferguy

Should I be worried about a coronal mass ejection from the sun wiping out all electronics on earth completely rendering our current society useless in the natural elements?

Sometimes I think I should be worried about.

It is going to happen at some point so why worry about it? We are overdue actually. Welcome to the mid 1800's.

[OMG!WTF!]

I went a little crazy when I was 18 and spent the winter climbing alone in Joshua Tree California. I imagined angels would catch me if I ever fell. It was cool because I had the whole park to myself most days. One time I was walking off a route I had just climbed and back to the ground when I heard a man's voice say "Boy...that's just about the most dangerous thing they is". There were days and days where I wouldn't see another person at all so I was surprised to see a family of four leaning up against their motor home, their dad a giant fat man with shorts, flip flops, an FBI t-shirt on and a camera wrapped around his much too thick wrist.

What pops into my head now is the accent...The way he said "they is"...a southern lilt that seemed so out of place in the desert. Some days it repeats in my head like that "they is they is they is". "The most dangerous thing they is."

[Wormius]

I wonder if these ways of speaking indicate intelligence or not. I mean, there are Ivy League graduates that speak with weird regional idioms. It’s not an accent thing, it’s the words and syntax they use. I guess people are raised to speak in a certain way, but obviously they are intelligent enough to graduate from university and be successful in there careers. I guess I would expect that somebody highly educated would speak closer to proper English.