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Old 06-06-2018, 06:32 PM   #121
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When we die do we

A) lights out 1 and done.
B) go to some sort of heaven
C) reincarnated into another Person
D) reincarnated into a different animal
E) turn into a ghost
F) Start your same life over. You die and you are born again and live the same life over again.
G) some kind of a matrix where your not really real.
H) something else
If there is such a place called Hell, we'll be to busy shaking hands with friends to know where we are
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Old 06-11-2018, 09:33 AM   #122
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https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-44412495

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And while that's only one animal species, because they're so numerous, the 40 Humboldt penguins, 62 million chickens, rampant rabbits and even the 371,191,500 honey bees pale in comparison, so we can use that as a ballpark estimate for all the animal species as a whole.

There are believed to be around 7.7 million known species of animal on the planet and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration estimates that as much as 95% of the ocean and 99% of the ocean floor has been left unexplored.

So - until we know and have studied all of the species on Earth - this question will remain unsolved.
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:22 AM   #123
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I wish I could the buns that pocket dawgs go into. I'm sure it's easy to do, but I'm lazy and want to be able to buy it like that. A google search gives me no useful results.
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Old 06-11-2018, 11:16 AM   #124
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Our office kitchen does not have a toaster oven for "safety reasons" (cue in fire-guy reference); I wish there was a way to heat leftover pizza in the toaster. I have tried the so-called toaster bags, and they're terrible.

So weird thought, what if I lay the toaster sideways like a pizza oven.
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Old 06-11-2018, 11:46 AM   #125
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Our office kitchen does not have a toaster oven for "safety reasons" (cue in fire-guy reference); I wish there was a way to heat leftover pizza in the toaster. I have tried the so-called toaster bags, and they're terrible.

So weird thought, what if I lay the toaster sideways like a pizza oven.
It will launch your pizza onto the floor when it's done.


How come I only get crappy songs stuck in my head, and not good ones?
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Old 06-11-2018, 12:19 PM   #126
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It will launch your pizza onto the floor when it's done.
No, your job is to be ready like a goalie to catch the pizza when time's up.
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Old 06-11-2018, 12:52 PM   #127
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Just face the toaster towards the wall. Nothing to worry about.
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Old 06-11-2018, 12:55 PM   #128
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I wish I could the buns that pocket dawgs go into. I'm sure it's easy to do, but I'm lazy and want to be able to buy it like that. A google search gives me no useful results.

That's cause it's just a french bread loaf, with a hole poked into it with an implement that looks... like a really hard hot dog.

It's not a special bun, it's literally not special at all. It's a loaf.
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Old 06-11-2018, 12:57 PM   #129
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It will launch your pizza onto the floor when it's done.


How come I only get crappy songs stuck in my head, and not good ones?

As a kid I "invented" a toaster that placed the finished toast onto a plate. It was a toaster with a dictionary under one side. Put the toaster at a ~30* angle. That's all you need.
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Old 06-11-2018, 01:14 PM   #130
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When I pass a heavily pregnant woman on the street, I'm reminded of this Kids in the Hall sketch about guys with big beer guts, that ends with one of them - who has been on a diet - getting punched in the stomach and the puncher's hand gets stuck in the deflated gut.

It's actually a thought that used to disturb me - the idea of a pregnant lady being punched in the gut - but now I just shake my head at that dark weird part of my brain.

The punch is around 3:50


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Old 06-12-2018, 01:15 PM   #131
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I love being paid to take huge dumps at work. Oh man.
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Shout by Tears for Fears will NOT leave my head today. It popped up this morning in my head and I have no idea why. I sung it to my staff and now they're all pissed. The infection has begun.
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Shout by Tears for Fears will NOT leave my head today. It popped up this morning in my head and I have no idea why. I sung it to my staff and now they're all pissed. The infection has begun.
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Old 06-13-2018, 08:00 AM   #134
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