2015 Alberta Baby Names - Now Available!

[GGG]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

There's a kid on that list named Psalmdavid.

Googling Psalm David gets you to the 23rd psalm, which for those of you like me who don't know these things, is the one that includes the "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death....". I've only ever heard that at funerals, and during funerals in movies and on television.

Seems a little odd to saddle a tyke with that kind of handle. But I guess the person who would name their kid that is a little odd, so it makes sense?

If he becomes a serial Killer or a super hero that name will work out just fine.

[btimbit]

Braxton, Saxon and Jaxon can all be friends, and get their asses kicked by Nicky, Vinny and Tony.


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Funny though, the names he's making fun of would look good compared to the garbage we're getting now

[InglewoodFan]

Originally Posted by getbak

• 7 Jaxen
• 2 Jaxin
• 118 Jaxon
• 3 Jaxsen
• 70 Jaxson
• 1 Jaxstin
• 3 Jaxsyn
• 2 Jaxten
• 10 Jaxton
• 7 Jaxx
• 8 Jaxxon
• 1 Jaxxon-Gabriel
• 2 Jaxxson
• 1 Jaxzon

FFS, Mormons.

Fixed, I'd bet money there is a strong tendency for these to be within 100 miles of Cardston.

[cavalera403]

Came for Carlin leaving satisfied

[tete]

Every year, this list makes me weep for humanity. We put a legitimate "y" in my daughter's name, but I"m sure, thanks to the "let's just throw random "y's" into names trend," I'm sure lots of folks think we were just trying to be cute. (Her name is Kateryna, which is Ukrainian and a proper spelling when translated to English). It rarely ever shows up on the list, though Katya usually does.

[surferguy]

When naming our child last year - we had a list of 8 or so names. This list came out and immediately our list narrowed to two. We chose Franklin and he is one of seven from 2015.

[Sliver]

Franklin is solid. Love the old school names.

[awildermode]

Originally Posted by Muta

More terrible names in general though... these kids will bask in the dry wasteland of perpetual virginity:

Ransom

Did they also consider 'Hostage' or 'Victim'?

Oh wait, spell check, 'Hastidge' or 'Vyktem'

[puffnstuff]

You want old school? Have friends that named their son Floyd.

[8sPOT]

Originally Posted by Muta

Some cool boys names on the list... these kids will get laid:

Bishop
Bruno
Cyrus
Falko
Fox
Jericho
Kane
Leopold
Magnus
Maximus
Ozzy
Romeo
Ryu
Stockton
Thaddeus
Turbo
Tripp
Valor
Ulrik

More terrible names in general though... these kids will bask in the dry wasteland of perpetual virginity:

Arrow
Braxtyn
Dreamz
Eisenhower
Jedi
Justyce
Kage
Kash
Leek
Maverick
Onyx
Paisley
Ransom
Rayder
Skyler
StylesJunior
Thang
Xeon
Zaider

Ha. Fox is my nephew.

[JonDuke]

Props to whoever named their child Heathcliff.

also noticed what clearly must be a Red Wings fan who named their boy Abdelkader

[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

I'm surprised at how wildly unpopular my daughters name is. Suzanna.

That's a lovely name. Unfortunately, lots of people today go for something else.

[OutOfTheCube]

You know, if you named your baby girl Harley-Quinn you'd think you were pretty original, the only person dumb enough to do that for sure.

Nope. Two people did.

[corporatejay]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

I'm surprised at how wildly unpopular my daughters name is. Suzanna.

Do you ever call her Suze?

[Cuz]

Originally Posted by puffnstuff

You want old school? Have friends that named their son Floyd.

No no no, you want old school, name your son Wentworth, like we did. The only time it has been used this century. And I've probably opened the door wide open for jokes so fire away

[Erick Estrada]

Lincoln eh?

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by Mean Mr. Mustard

I know two Jaxon and one Jaxson. All of whom told me that they chose their babies names because they were original. I didn't have the heart to tell them.

Yeah we named one of our sons Jackson and playing at the park one day there was another Jackson and his mom came to me and said we named our son "J-a-x-x-o-n" to be unique. I kind of just nodded and said "oh yeah" holding back what I really wanted to say to her.

[I-Hate-Hulse]

I'm still holding out for Zaxxon. Wouldn't the font below make for a great bicep tattoo when they're 14?

[habernac]

Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee

Sometimes I wonder if people realize they're naming a human being, and not a gerbil.

Like this person will have to put their ####ty name on a resume one day.

But it won't matter because pretty much everyone will have a stupid name by then.

[PepsiFree]

The best part about the many Jacksons with completely irresponsible spellings is that you KNOW they thought "We'll spell it his way... to be unique! How about... Jaxxson!" Nope, sorry, at least one other idiot.

Forget Cardston, I'm sure 90% of these Jaxcksxinnz are future parts of the child welfare system.