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Old 03-13-2023, 03:15 PM   #2001
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Also this sudden heal turn from Picard again saying starfleet's the only family he needs... excuse me wtf was the point of generations if you still believe that you old coot.
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Oh, good. I will be throwing #### then. That's what I expected tbh.
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Oh, good. I will be throwing #### then. That's what I expected tbh.
I'm just saying that perhaps a 'full operational' Lore got it on with the Borg Queen who then conceived a child and implanted it into Moriarty's wife as a surrogate in order to have a new Assimilated Holo-Android Borg King who then wants to merge with The Great Lake, assimilate all of the Changelings and then Jack Crusher and to ascend into becoming a Traveler.

Thus ruling the Galaxy as a Borg-Android-Holographic-Changeling-Traveler.

Whose throne will be on a Replicated Enterprise-D.

Yes.
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I'm just saying that perhaps a 'full operational' Lore got it on with the Borg Queen who then conceived a child and implanted it into Moriarty's wife as a surrogate in order to have a new Assimilated Holo-Android Borg King who then wants to merge with The Great Lake, assimilate all of the Changelings and then Jack Crusher and to ascend into becoming a Traveler.

Thus ruling the Galaxy as a Borg-Android-Holographic-Changeling-Traveler.

Whose throne will be on a Replicated Enterprise-D.

Yes.
Covers all scenes shown in trailers, so therefore correct.
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Covers all scenes shown in trailers, so therefore correct.
I mean...it would be patently absurd but astonishingly not outside the realm of possibility based on what we know thus far.

Maybe 'Picard' as a series has just been one huge prank on the fans.

"Oh! They want to see their favourite TNG cast again do they?? Careful what you wish for..."
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Also this sudden heal turn from Picard again saying starfleet's the only family he needs... excuse me wtf was the point of generations if you still believe that you old coot.



Sure feels like he was just saying that to bunch of cadets because that's what an admiral says to Cadets.
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I mean...it would be patently absurd but astonishingly not outside the realm of possibility based on what we know thus far.

Maybe 'Picard' as a series has just been one huge prank on the fans.

"Oh! They want to see their favourite TNG cast again do they?? Careful what you wish for..."
That's any TV show revival chasing nostalgia. Off the top of my head I can't think of anything that does that is good. (I dunno, probably Twin Peaks but I've never seen it)
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I'm just saying that perhaps a 'full operational' Lore got it on with the Borg Queen who then conceived a child and implanted it into Moriarty's wife as a surrogate in order to have a new Assimilated Holo-Android Borg King who then wants to merge with The Great Lake, assimilate all of the Changelings and then Jack Crusher and to ascend into becoming a Traveler.

Thus ruling the Galaxy as a Borg-Android-Holographic-Changeling-Traveler.

Whose throne will be on a Replicated Enterprise-D.

Yes.
Whatever that "The Burn" bull#### that happened in Discovery actually happens now in the 25th century.

Regular warp travel by dilithium is no-longer possible but it is discovered that the Pah-Wraiths hail from another dimensional aspect of the wormhole called "The Warp" full of psychic energies and malevolent beings.

With no choice, mankind turns to using the The Warp for intergalactic travel but without a beacon to guide navigation through the warp, countless ships are lost in that hellish dimension.

Finally, a solution is discovered. Positronic Picard is stuffed into the base of his Enterprise D command chair and behold! The chair is now the Golden Throne. Upon it sits the withering corpse of Jack Crusher, God Emperor of Mankind - who's psychic beam serves as the lighthouse beacon for the galaxy.

The price? Troi is artificially cloned to produce thousands of empath children which are continously bred to be fed to God Emperor Jack to maintain his psychic powers to maintain earth's hegemony across the universe.
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We haven't found out what the "Red Door" and branches in Jack's visions is about. Normally I hate these JJ Lost mystery box types of things in Star Trek like the stupid Red Angel of Discovery but the showrunner did 12 Monkeys and I think he has a good handle on how to make it work.

I have heard two theories that make sense to me (major spoilers if true - some of it was reportedly leaked from the subtitles in the UK and Switzerland so don't click if you don't want to be spoiled):

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I've been actively trying to ignore the whole visions in dreams #### because it's the stupid and proliferate in cinema and television right now. I hate it. It would be way cooler if jack had just stolen some space pot from Vadic and now he owed a syndicate of orion pirates a #### ton of money, the changelings are just the new enforcers.

Per your guesses. LOL. Both are hysterical. I love it. If it was 1 and they pulled it off and we got to see said fleet, well i would have a nostalgia overload and potentially die. Even better if Sisko comes back as a result. Wasn't there some strange rumor of Avery Brooks coming out of the woodwork? If 2 I will scream and throw #### at my television.
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Whatever that "The Burn" bull#### that happened in Discovery actually happens now in the 25th century.

Regular warp travel by dilithium is no-longer possible but it is discovered that the Pah-Wraiths hail from another dimensional aspect of the wormhole called "The Warp" full of psychic energies and malevolent beings.

With no choice, mankind turns to using the The Warp for intergalactic travel but without a beacon to guide navigation through the warp, countless ships are lost in that hellish dimension.

Finally, a solution is discovered. Positronic Picard is stuffed into the base of his Enterprise D command chair and behold! The chair is now the Golden Throne. Upon it sits the withering corpse of Jack Crusher, God Emperor of Mankind - who's psychic beam serves as the lighthouse beacon for the galaxy.

The price? Troi is artificially cloned to produce thousands of empath children which are continously bred to be fed to God Emperor Jack to maintain his psychic powers to maintain earth's hegemony across the universe.
However this season turns out, it will be worse than what you wrote.
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However this season turns out, it will be worse than what you wrote.
That's the plot of Warhammer 40K so at least you could watch the upcoming Henry Cavil series if they don't f it up.
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Smells like heresy in here.
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Also this sudden heal turn from Picard again saying starfleet's the only family he needs... excuse me wtf was the point of generations if you still believe that you old coot.
And most of Season 1 which focuses on Space Dementia, Robots and his mom?
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That's the plot of Warhammer 40K so at least you could watch the upcoming Henry Cavil series if they don't f it up.
Kurtzman: "Hey CBS, how much to buy Warhammer? I want to call it War Trek! Yeah!! Klingons with hammers!!"
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Yeh, then Bob's yer Uncle and Fannie's yer Aunt!
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when this series ends with a pan over a comatose Picard having one last dream while he lays dying on a hospital bed 2 years after TNG ended, I'm gonna laugh my ass off.
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when this series ends with a pan over a comatose Picard having one last dream while he lays dying on a hospital bed 2 years after TNG ended, I'm gonna laugh my ass off.
Like I said, the series might be a prank on the fans.

Even a few pages back...this series could very realistically end with:

"Computer...Arch."
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Like I said, the series might be a prank on the fans.

Even a few pages back...this series could very realistically end with:

"Computer...Arch."
Can you imagine if they did and Enterprise Finale 2.0 haha
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Can you imagine if they did and Enterprise Finale 2.0 haha
Dude...I could see it. Its not off the table.
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