You guys are missing the most important thing that made Valerian suck.
The main actor and actress were lovers but look like siblings. Even in the ads I thought they were siblings. During the first 5 minutes when they kissed, I was like WTF is this? GoT?
Oh man, you're not wrong but its hard to pin it down to just one thing. That whole film was just one big hot mess.
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I think so, although Halloween 3 Season of the Witch can stay as it has nothing to do with Michael Myers, and I actually kinda like it
Just reading up on it, Halloween 1 is the only thing that stays, everything, all the sequels are gone including the weird Power of Thorn stuff, where they decided that Michael wasn't just a psychopath, but a cult weapon.
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