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Old 06-12-2018, 01:39 PM   #21
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Hoffman might want to dump his crazy girlfriend. Sickening if true.
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:39 PM   #22
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After reading the Ottawa Citizen article, Hoffmans lady accusing Karlssons lady of popping painkillers during the pregnancy. Whatever the truth may be, you don't go off in public about that. Especially immediately after the death of said baby.

That's a whole level of hatred towards another human being right there.
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:39 PM   #23
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Sign him right now!
Would I like Hoffman as a player? Sure. But at the same time I'm not sure I'd want him in our locker room if he's gonna drag his piece of garbage girlfriend with him. That's a lot of baggage that could potentially cause an unnecessary distraction in a season where getting off to a good start will be paramount.
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:40 PM   #24
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If Hoffman knew of this or had any part in this I wouldn't want him anywhere near my team.

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Old 06-12-2018, 01:41 PM   #26
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Hoffman is going to be shipped out so fast his head will spin. We could be the beneficiary of a panic move by Dorion.

The sens are in a bit of a tough position really. If the speculation is true and they can't/won't re-sign Karlsson is it really worth it for them to panic sell on Hoffman to appease a guy that's not in their long term plans?
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:42 PM   #27
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If Hoffman had any part of this I wouldn't want him anywhere near my team.
Yup.

If he kept dating her even through he knew this was going on then I want nothing to do with him on this team.
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:44 PM   #28
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Uhhh, now might be a good time to offer Brouwer for Hoffman
... not if his WAG is part of the package. That's some seriously sick ####.

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Old 06-12-2018, 01:44 PM   #29
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The Sens have been shopping Hoffman recently and while it looked to be under the guise of salary shedding it might just be that they also don't want this around their locker room regardless of whether or not Karlsson sticks around.

It also answers the question of why (if not salary) they would want to move a talented winger who puts up points and found chemistry with Duchene.

Dorion must be banging his head on a desk somewhere right about now.
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:44 PM   #30
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How is it not "ex-gf"? If you're dating someone who's doing stuff like this, it's pretty clear that they're a piece of garbage. Can't see why you'd stay with them unless you're also a piece of garbage.
Come on, we've all that one Girlfriend who was crazier than a outhouse rat but could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch.

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Old 06-12-2018, 01:45 PM   #31
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Even if Hoffman has nothing to do with this and dumps her a** to the curb, the damage in the locker room is done. Hoffman has to be traded whether Karlsson re-signs or is traded. This type of controversy cannot be undone or repaired. Too much of a gong show is to follow.
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:46 PM   #32
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Why would you want him and the crazy baggage he would bring? Screw that.
If the Flames organization has taught me anything, this guy is on the “do not acquire” list now.
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Hoffman for Rfa rights. Stipulation that the Succubus that has him under her spell is ditched and dumped in a root cellar somewhere in west virginia.
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:47 PM   #34
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I have dated crazy, probably most of us have.

But when you make almost $4 million a year.....and she is messing with your professional team...........how good can sex ever really be
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Crazy ass wife (girlfriend) = ????
Great sex and restraining orders
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Girl sounds like a real bunny boiler.
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Wow. Ottawa is going to get close to zilch for hoffman if they trade him.
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Man that organization is in shambles. That woman sounds more like the type of woman that Alex Burrows would partner up with. I don't know how you can be involved with a woman and not kind of realize she's rotten unless there's something about Karlsson and his wife that sets her off and she's an angel to everyone else.
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:49 PM   #39
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I have dated crazy, probably most of us have.

But when you make almost $4 million a year.....and she is messing with your professional team...........how good can sex ever really be
the crazier they are the better the sex, its Harding's theorem.
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Mike Hoffman, Succubus, and restraining order for Troy Brouwer and Ken King
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