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Old 10-15-2018, 08:33 AM   #201
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I guy I work with used to manage a hotel. He has some crazy #### stories. Anyways he has talked about this situation before.

He calls it crack s**t. When heavier people sit on the toilet in a way that closes their cheeks....what happens is that the s**t follows that path of least resistance which is up the crack towards the back which leaves a mess on the seat.
Hmm. I often wondered if maybe the people were sitting on the front edge of the seat and the splash and stuff would go up the back but that is definitely a possibility I suppose.
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Old 10-15-2018, 08:37 AM   #202
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The correct order is floss, brush, rinse with mouthwash.
I expect to be corrected and possibly grossed out by some example as to why.
That's the way I do it. As for toothbrushes being disgusting, that's by design seeing your mouth contains more bacteria than a toilet. There's really no way around that.
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Old 10-15-2018, 08:41 AM   #203
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For gross things, I think any kind of water bottle or beverage container that you can't see the contents of - especially those stainless steel bottles with the narrow necks. I can't imagine how you can thoroughly clean those, and I certainly wouldn't put anything but water in those.



I used to have one of those Contigo coffee mugs, and one day with the lid on after it had been through the dishwasher, I shook some water around in it and found tons of little floaty flakes in it, I am assuming it was dry coffee particulates.
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Old 10-15-2018, 09:05 AM   #204
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The correct order is floss, brush, rinse with mouthwash.
I expect to be corrected and possibly grossed out by some example as to why.

My dentist told me that you're actually supposed to use mouthwash first to loosen off the particles in your gums.



Not that I listened to her advice but that's what they said.
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Old 10-15-2018, 09:09 AM   #205
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My dentist told me that you're actually supposed to use mouthwash first to loosen off the particles in your gums.



Not that I listened to her advice but that's what they said.
That sounds like the type of advice a Dentist would give when they're trying to drum up a little more business.
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Yeah so I have a wart on my face that's been slowly peeling off, and this morning a chunk fell off and there was a long almost 1 cm long hair stuck underneath it.
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Yeah so I have a wart on my face that's been slowly peeling off, and this morning a chunk fell off and there was a long almost 1 cm long hair stuck underneath it.
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The correct order is floss, brush, rinse with mouthwash.
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