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Old 10-04-2018, 03:10 PM   #41
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Unless someone is a lazy pet owner, how is this any different from people going to the washroom in a house?

I know a few people with cats and they are diligent enough with the littler box that you'd never know it was there and no one I know would ever willingly allow their dog to go to the washroom in the house.
Are you joking around with me? If I took a dump in a sandbox on top of the nasty dirt I had pissed on the day before, then kicked it all over the place with my bare feet, then licked my butthole, would you really want me walking on your kitchen table afterwards? That's disgusting.
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The space in between my mattress and headboard in my hotel room where I had to reach down and retrieve my wallet that somehow fell in between.
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:13 PM   #43
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Oh so this is going to be the CP germophobe thread.

Relax, most of this stuff won't kill you. It's not that disgusting.
It'll be a fun thread to see who the hypochondriac/germ-haters are.

I have a friend who won't take out library books because they aren't clean. He does manage to handle money though...
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Are you joking around with me? If I took a dump in a sandbox on top of the nasty dirt I had pissed on the day before, then kicked it all over the place with my bare feet, then licked my butthole, would you really want me walking on your kitchen table afterwards? That's disgusting.
Oooh you don’t use plates! Every meal at your house is like a crawfish boil huh? Just dump the trough on the table and everyone digs in? Smart. Saves on dishes and water costs for the dishwasher.
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Brussel sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower, beets, turnips....
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:20 PM   #46
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Brussel sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower, beets, turnips....
Pickled turnips are my new go-to snack. I eat 'em right out of the jar.
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:21 PM   #47
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Are you joking around with me? If I took a dump in a sandbox on top of the nasty dirt I had pissed on the day before, then kicked it all over the place with my bare feet, then licked my butthole, would you really want me walking on your kitchen table afterwards? That's disgusting.
You would let cats walk on your dining room table?
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Washroom doors that you pull on the way out.

Even worse than people not washing their hands is people not drying their hands.
Yeah this is poor design IMO. What's the point of washing your hands after doing your business then having to place your hand on a door handle that non-hand washers also use to exit the washroom?
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Pickled turnips are my new go-to snack. I eat 'em right out of the jar.
Lol, old-timey!

Wing night waitresses gross me out. Seeing them pick up all of the discarded bone plates and then when the pyramid of carcasses falls off on to the table and they grab them with their bare hands. Guh-ross. Then they deliver another beer and hand it off with their hands close to or on the lip of the glass. Yuck.
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:27 PM   #50
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You would let cats walk on your dining room table?
After my last cat fiasco (it shat on my pillow) it'll be a long time before I let a cat anywhere near my house, let alone on my table.
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Dang, Misterpants is here. I know him IRL. He could write a book on his weird germaphobeisms.
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Yeah this is poor design IMO. What's the point of washing your hands after doing your business then having to place your hand on a door handle that non-hand washers also use to exit the washroom?
Washroom doors aren't supposed to swing out into hallways. Sanitation wise it's poor design, but people flow and safety wise in public places, it's proper design.
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Dang, Misterpants is here. I know him IRL. He could write a book on his weird germaphobeisms.
Haha, like the guy at work who takes common work files to the crapper?
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Brussel sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower, beets, turnips....
I've always loved broccoli and cauliflower, but I'm with you on beets and turnips. I used to be of like mind with brussel sprouts until I had them roasted. They come out somewhat dry, a bit of crunch to them and they're delicious. But cooked any other way, not a fan.
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here's something to think about when you next go anywhere with fountain pop or draft beer.
ask yourself when the last time anyone might have cleaned the lines.
think of the filth that's been growing in the beer lines of your local pub or saddledome.
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:39 PM   #56
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here's something to think about when you next go anywhere with fountain pop or draft beer.
ask yourself when the last time anyone might have cleaned the lines.
think of the filth that's been growing in the beer lines of your local pub or saddledome.
Or even the nozzles for that matter
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:50 PM   #57
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I don'swim in public swimming pools. Between kids drinking and spitting out pool water, to old guys doing the one -fingered booger launch, to whatever amount of urination is going on, being near the pool gives me the heebie-jeebies. Not to mention the change rooms that are disgusting.
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Do any of you germaphobes do public transit? How do you survive if you do?
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Plane seats in general ...
You had to open THAT can of worms, did ya...
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Sneezing into your hand. Use the crook of your elbow.
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