You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[Cappy]

Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame

If people just pooped with their legs propped up higher when they're sitting on a toilet, they would actually use their colon to push it out correctly and likely using less toilet paper.

That, or squatting. The human body is designed to squat for optimal bowel movements. When you sit, the colon isn't at the optimal angle.

And there's some aversion to using bidets in North America, which are far more sanitary IMO. However I do see them as options on toilets now in available models.

Honestly, public washrooms with squatting holes that flush afterwards might actually be cleaner and more sanitary. Then your butt doesn't need to come into contact with anything. Probably easier to clean the washroom too.

Another gear grinder. Shopping for toilets and they are all so high now. You have to spend more money on an ugly plastic step so you can #### without getting roids.

Just make lower toilets again!

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Cappy

Another gear grinder. Shopping for toilets and they are all so high now. You have to spend more money on an ugly plastic step so you can #### without getting roids.

Just make lower toilets again!

As people get older, aren't higher toilets better? Those senior assistance toilet boosters are like 3-5 inch tall.

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by Strange Brew

You think about this a lot?

No not really. I do think men are pretty gross a lot though.

[topfiverecords]

Ah yes, the CP bi-annual boomers bickering about bowel movements.

[Paulie Walnuts]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Ah yes, the CP bi-annual boomers bickering about bowel movements.

Make toilets great again.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by puffnstuff

I had to explain to some Rogers clown what 'soliciting' meant after he interupted my dinner the other day and I pointed to the sign he clearly didnt understand.

If you know what the word soliciting means you're too qualified for a job at Rogers.

[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by Cappy

Same guys that have bacon strips in their pants cause wiping your butt thoroughly is "gay"

It may be an urban myth but apparently some men won’t eat bananas for that reason.

[CliffFletcher]

I’ve had a lot of roommates, half of them women. Things I’ve seen from women I lived with or who lived with friends:

* Kitty litters more full of poop than litter.

* Dishes left uncleaned for weeks until they had to be thrown out.

* Chip bags, pop cans, and full ashtrays permanently strewn around the bathtub.

Women are just as likely to be slobs as men.

[Raekwon]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

As people get older, aren't higher toilets better? Those senior assistance toilet boosters are like 3-5 inch tall.

I would prefer a higher seat, that squat does nothing good for my back. Damn i'm old

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by MoneyGuy

It may be an urban myth but apparently some men won’t eat bananas for that reason.

Same vein as the "It's not pink it's Salmon" segment?

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by Shazam

My big poop day has moved from Thursday to Monday. Damn stupid body.

You have a big poop day? Do you save it up it up lol

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by Cappy

Same guys that have bacon strips in their pants cause wiping your butt thoroughly is "gay"

I don't want to believe that this is a thing but I believe it. I think they must have touched their butthole one time and liked the sensation or something lol.
Bidets are great though

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by CliffFletcher

I’ve had a lot of roommates, half of them women. Things I’ve seen from women I lived with or who lived with friends:

* Kitty litters more full of poop than litter.

* Dishes left uncleaned for weeks until they had to be thrown out.

* Chip bags, pop cans, and full ashtrays permanently strewn around the bathtub.

Women are just as likely to be slobs as men.

Statistically this actually false:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10021886/

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/11/u...E-D754B455F1F3

Women not only have higher hygiene standards and pursue cleanliness more often than men, but they also are judged more harshly for a perceived lack of cleanliness than men in the same situation.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by Bonded

You have a big poop day? Do you save it up it up lol

I have a big poop day. Yes, I think that is exactly what my body does. It's like a poop bank.

[Shazam]

People still link to pubmed? Why?

[Ped]

Originally Posted by puffnstuff

I had to explain to some Rogers clown what 'soliciting' meant after he interupted my dinner the other day and I pointed to the sign he clearly didnt understand.

Maybe he just thought you didn't want any hookers.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Statistically this actually false:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10021886/

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/11/u...E-D754B455F1F3

Women not only have higher hygiene standards and pursue cleanliness more often than men, but they also are judged more harshly for a perceived lack of cleanliness than men in the same situation.

Yeah, I can't think of one woman that has lower cleanliness standards than the men I know.

Any married man will say women are cleaner overall than men.

[Locke]

I gotta say...I'm somewhat impressed that the 'Poop Debate' has gone on this long.

[undercoverbrother]

How long does it take for your ass to dry when using a bidet?

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Shazam

People still link to pubmed? Why?

I can link to some children’s programs that are more your speed on how to wipe your bum and wash your hands properly if you would find that helpful.