You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[Brendone]

Originally Posted by Dion

Good thing it wasn't in a crowded elevator where you couldn't get out quickly. Imagine the smell...the burning of the eyes...

[woob]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I get more pissed at living in a neighborhood where 90% of the houses are infills so every street has reverse speed bumps every 5 feet from the new services put in. Probably by design to reduce road speed but I think developers/builders should have to come back a year later to fix their abortion.

Similar situation downtown. The fill they do after various Enmax or whatever works is absolutely abysmal. There was a spot on 6ave heading West around 5th street where you were risking your suspension if you were in the left lane passing over 5th street intersection./rant.

[habernac]

This entire city is abysmal at fixing roads after something has been repaired or dug up. There’s #### from 20 years ago I see and still get annoyed by.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Sliver

I think those dudes that let out rippers when you're at the urinal are so disgusting. Like, I get that we're in the bathroom and maybe it's not crazy, but on the other hand, I really don't want to hear that or be in the vicinity of your fart.

Just crop dust a crowd like a normal person. Then at least there's plausible deniability and the victims have each other to lean on for support. If it's just me and a farter in the bathroom, I have to pretend that didn't just happen and I'm a bad actor, so it puts me in a stressful position.

Got insomnia again. What is with all the pubes in the urinal? Do people just grab a fistful and yank n’ sprinkle? Wtf? The physics doesn’t work out otherwise.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Got insomnia again. What is with all the pubes in the urinal? Do people just grab a fistful and yank n’ sprinkle? Wtf? The physics doesn’t work out otherwise.

Stop trying to sleep in a public restroom? Worth a shot mabe?

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Got insomnia again. What is with all the pubes in the urinal? Do people just grab a fistful and yank n’ sprinkle? Wtf? The physics doesn’t work out otherwise.

Probably straddling against the urinal. You know, the guys that appear like they’re trying to hump the things they get so close in.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Probably straddling against the urinal. You know, the guys that appear like they’re trying to hump the things they get so close in.

Micropenis style? why is there always piss on the ground? Like a significant amount of it? Boner piss? What is happening there? Prostate struggles maybe?

[Brendone]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Probably straddling against the urinal. You know, the guys that appear like they’re trying to hump the things they get so close in.

With one or both hands on the wall over their head, like it’s some kind of urinal yoga pose.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Brendone

With one or both hands on the wall over their head, like it’s some kind of urinal yoga pose.

Which is odd all on its own. When I'm in a public restroom I consciously try to touch as few things as possible much less the wall around a urinal.

We're not animals! We live in a society!

[TheIronMaiden]

Originally Posted by Sliver

I think those dudes that let out rippers when you're at the urinal are so disgusting. Like, I get that we're in the bathroom and maybe it's not crazy, but on the other hand, I really don't want to hear that or be in the vicinity of your fart.

Just crop dust a crowd like a normal person. Then at least there's plausible deniability and the victims have each other to lean on for support. If it's just me and a farter in the bathroom, I have to pretend that didn't just happen and I'm a bad actor, so it puts me in a stressful position.

You're wrong, a bathroom is the place to do it.

A piss without a fart is like a Fata without love.

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Micropenis style? why is there always piss on the ground? Like a significant amount of it? Boner piss? What is happening there? Prostate struggles maybe?

Most likely. If you work in an office that has a lot of old guys you may notice a lot of dribble on the floor. I used to make fun of them until I got prostate issues in my 40's and well now I have to do a really good shake over the urinal before I zip back up.

[TheIronMaiden]

Originally Posted by Locke

Which is odd all on its own. When I'm in a public restroom I consciously try to touch as few things as possible much less the wall around a urinal.

We're not animals! We live in a society!

Let's not forget our origins, we used to look each other in the eye when we ####. like real men.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

Let's not forget our origins, we used to look each other in the eye when we ####. like real men.

We must reject the modern view that masculinity is wrong. We need to prioritize looking like strong men, connecting with our brothers, drinking the sweat from each others’ taint, and ####ting while facing each other, like real men.

[pseudoreality]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

Let's not forget our origins, we used to look each other in the eye when we ####. like real men.

You'd also be touching legs in those corner seats.

Good thing they at least have dong holes.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

Let's not forget our origins, we used to look each other in the eye when we ####. like real men.

Yeah.

And they a sponge on a stick to wipe their asses with.

A. Sponge.

Singular.

They had to share.

I wonder why life-expectancy was so short...he says sarcastically.

[TheIronMaiden]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

We must reject the modern view that masculinity is wrong. We need to prioritize looking like strong men, connecting with our brothers, drinking the sweat from each others’ taint, and ####ting while facing each other, like real men.

You're 100% right, the war on pooping needs to stop.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

Most likely. If you work in an office that has a lot of old guys you may notice a lot of dribble on the floor. I used to make fun of them until I got prostate issues in my 40's and well now I have to do a really good shake over the urinal before I zip back up.

Once that little puddle is there it grows exponentially, too. I'm not going to stand in it, so I'll take a 1/4 step, which causes me to add to the dribble problem. Doesn't make me feel good, but beats standing in the piss of a dozen men.

[fotze2]

Do you sit on those facing the wall?

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Do you sit on those facing the wall?

Like straddle and face forward on the urinal? Never thought of it, but I guess I could try.

[fotze2]

I do like the trend of urinal barriers and stalls that don't have 4 feet open on the bottom. I pretty much didn't doodoo in public until I was 40 for those reasons.