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Old 01-15-2021, 12:34 PM   #1
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Icon33 Habs, Sens partner with sponsor: Big Hairy Deal

https://twitter.com/user/status/1350117888682729472

Could be some close shaves in the North Division this season.

In other news, Montreal arena renamed "Ball Centre."
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Old 01-15-2021, 12:34 PM   #2
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That's one way to get a bag.
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Old 01-15-2021, 12:37 PM   #3
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Old 01-15-2021, 12:39 PM   #4
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Takes balls to feature that type of sponsor.
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Old 01-15-2021, 12:40 PM   #5
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"Hey Richard: Two minutes in the box for lookin' so good."
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Old 01-15-2021, 12:41 PM   #6
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They had an awkward close up of Josh Anderson the other night lifting his sweater and then adjusting his pants. This may have been a stealth marketing effort.
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Old 01-15-2021, 12:41 PM   #7
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Old 01-15-2021, 12:46 PM   #8
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They're no "Pubercuts*"



*A Division of Taco Corp.
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Old 01-15-2021, 01:06 PM   #9
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"Hey Richard: Two minutes in the box for lookin' so good."
If he's keeping it tidy down there, hopefully he gets more than 2 minutes in the box. At least a 5 minute major or 10 minute misconduct.
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Old 01-15-2021, 01:24 PM   #10
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Without this sponsor they’d risk cutting their bottom line.
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Old 01-15-2021, 01:34 PM   #11
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I naturally went to Amazon to look at the product and the user reviews do not disappoint:

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no matter what the ad says it's NOT SAFE FOR BALLS!!! I shredded my ball sack like a deranged, blind, meth addict playing with his "as seen on tv" Ginsu will cut a soda can then a tomato sharp knife... I called my wife to the bathroom where she immediately sees me, standing holding the trimmer in one hand and my bleeding cherries in the other.... Date night ruined by my delicately filleted danglers. Works great for the back, so 3 stars.....
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Does not work as advertised. This is a typical style trimmer that will cut your balls. That is all.
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Well its supposed to be a ball saver it almost took my right one with it. Like barley saved it.. damn I seen so many ads about this thing and I was comfortable to shave with it. So by surprise it bite hard.. almost took my right one home with it ... its close shave but not what they advertised for.. wish it doesn't nip and grab like that..
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Giggle snort.
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Old 01-15-2021, 01:45 PM   #14
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Old 01-15-2021, 01:45 PM   #15
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Old 01-15-2021, 01:48 PM   #16
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Takes balls to feature that type of sponsor.
lol - Betty White would disagree, Jiri...

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Whoever thought this was a good idea should get sacked.
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oh my god. I really needed the laugh.
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Old 01-15-2021, 02:24 PM   #19
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OH MY GOD I just got it. These are all landscaping jokes. Landscaped/manscaped. Haha that’s witty, love it.
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If this is the same company I'm thinking of, they have hilarious YouTube ads.
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