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Old 05-02-2020, 01:34 PM   #1
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In his decades of beekeeping, Ted McFall had never seen anything like it.

As he pulled his truck up to check on a group of hives near Custer, Wash., in November, he could spot from the window a mess of bee carcasses on the ground. As he looked closer, he saw a pile of dead members of the colony in front of a hive and more carnage inside — thousands and thousands of bees with their heads torn from their bodies and no sign of a culprit.

“I couldn’t wrap my head around what could have done that,” Mr. McFall said.

Only later did he come to suspect that the killer was what some researchers simply call the “murder hornet.”

With queens that can grow to two inches long, Asian giant hornets can use mandibles shaped like spiked shark fins to wipe out a honeybee hive in a matter of hours, decapitating the bees and flying away with the thoraxes to feed their young. For larger targets, the hornet’s potent venom and stinger — long enough to puncture a beekeeping suit — make for an excruciating combination that victims have likened to hot metal driving into their skin.

In Japan, the hornets kill up to 50 people a year. Now, for the first time, they have arrived in the United States.

Mr. McFall still is not certain that Asian giant hornets were responsible for the plunder of his hive. But two of the predatory insects were discovered last fall in the northwest corner of Washington State, a few miles north of his property — the first sightings in the United States.

Scientists have since embarked on a full-scale hunt for the hornets, worried that the invaders could decimate bee populations in the United States and establish such a deep presence that all hope for eradication could be lost.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/02/u...ashington.html
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What's next? Grass that causes flesh eating disease?
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Bring it on. What the hell.
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I didn't even post the image too, the thing looks as evil as it sounds

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I can already see that 2020 movie.


main character - "we'll handle this virus thing. Can't get any worse, right?"
narrator - "then came the murder hornets."
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Wouldn't a queen have to somehow make it here to create a viable nest?

This is a serious threat of an invasive species, and it would be nice if the authorities took it as such. It's more likely that there will be more of an uproar when the pollinators are decimated and they start to see an effect on crop yield.
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I can already see that 2020 movie.


main character - "we'll handle this virus thing. Can't get any worse, right?"
narrator - "then came the murder hornets."
All you need now is locusts and perhaps a cat 5 hurricane and we will have hit peak blowing up a city in sim city....
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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."


King of the world we are!!!
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All you need now is locusts and perhaps a cat 5 hurricane and we will have hit peak blowing up a city in sim city....
Beenado.
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Pic above is good, but you need to see how big it is:


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I'll need a more powerful bee zapper, 4000V wont be enough for one of those
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I've heard of these guys 10 years ago. While this is pretty much a repost of the same video I've watched, it just struck me how brutal these giant hornets are.

30 Japanese giant hornets slaughter 30,000 honey bees...

Brutal...

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But there is a defense! Asian honey bees have figured out how to kill a scout

Hopefully their North American counter parts can figure this out soon

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."


King of the world we are!!!
Damn you! Damn you! Goddam you all to hell!
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But there is a defense! Asian honey bees have figured out how to kill a scout

Hopefully their North American counter parts can figure this out soon

or we could just turn the bee hive central heating up apparently!!
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No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the murder bees
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No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the murder bees
who'll deal with the snakes? I see how this is going, we'll always need new animals to hande the previous problem and all of the sudden we have to find a way to deal with cocaine bears.
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