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Old 08-02-2019, 07:51 AM   #241
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Did Mama cook the breakfast with no hog this morning?
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Wait, how did I get here? No no, wait...better question: How did I get here?
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Old 08-11-2019, 10:23 PM   #243
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It's pronounced puh—Gina, right?
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Old 08-11-2019, 10:24 PM   #244
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Old 08-11-2019, 11:16 PM   #245
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that feeling when you know you should puke now or puke later and you have to choose when and you choose later but you know right away it's the wrong choice...
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Oh hey there's the scotch.

The answer is always later though. But agreed, it's always the wrong answer.
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Old 12-07-2019, 10:57 PM   #247
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I dint care what you day beef jerdfky is goat except you haver to floss after fo sure. I also found my potential wife, she's a a lawyer and her family owns a first divocnson soccer team in swtixwrlamnd which closed the deal, emery cerstmas
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I dint care what you day beef jerdfky is goat except you haver to floss after fo sure. I also found my potential wife, she's a a lawyer and her family owns a first divocnson soccer team in swtixwrlamnd which closed the deal, emery cerstmas
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Cheers to advent calendars!
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Old 12-08-2019, 03:40 AM   #250
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Vancouver has very few 24 hour places to eat. No #### you Pizza Garden
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Old 12-08-2019, 05:34 AM   #251
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Vancouver has very few 24 hour places to eat. No #### you Pizza Garden
####, try Victoria. Second Slice or bust basically.
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Old 12-08-2019, 12:35 PM   #252
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Ended up going to Pizza Garden and it was good as usual
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Old 07-10-2020, 02:29 AM   #253
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You ever get dumped over Facebook messenger? Was not an experience I was expecting in my mid-30s, yet here we are.
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You ever get dumped over Facebook messenger? Was not an experience I was expecting in my mid-30s, yet here we are.
Damn, that's harsh.

Will only be a matter of time in this day and age before we start hearing about Tik-Tok breakups.
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Old 07-10-2020, 09:28 AM   #255
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You ever get dumped over Facebook messenger? Was not an experience I was expecting in my mid-30s, yet here we are.
Damn, that's low. Sorry rube.

I had a friend who was in University who got dumped by Purolator priority mail. We all thought that was both brutal and hilarious.
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Old 07-10-2020, 10:31 AM   #256
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Damn, that's low. Sorry rube.

I had a friend who was in University who got dumped by Purolator priority mail. We all thought that was both brutal and hilarious.
In fairness, that's both expensive and time consuming. More though then sliding into DMs.
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Damn, that's low. Sorry rube.

I had a friend who was in University who got dumped by Purolator priority mail. We all thought that was both brutal and hilarious.
Did he have to sign for it?
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Should forum.highpuck.com be a separate thread?
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Damn, that's low. Sorry rube.

I had a friend who was in University who got dumped by Purolator priority mail. We all thought that was both brutal and hilarious.
Wow. Thats like...just short of a restraining order being served.

Very formal.
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Damn, that's low. Sorry rube.

I had a friend who was in University who got dumped by Purolator priority mail. We all thought that was both brutal and hilarious.
As weird as it sounds, if the parties are either married or co-habitating (or potentially construed as co-habitating) formal written notice of the end of the relationship should be provided. I have multiple family law cases involving people who thought they were just casually dating someone, only to later have that person make a claim to their assets. Even in a formal marriage the date of separation is always pretty key.

Maybe this is a bit too heavy for "drunkpuck".
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