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Old 04-07-2019, 10:44 AM   #81
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I have it on good authority that an official 'Mile' is 5,280 feet, whereas Denver's official (as per wiki) elevation is a mere 5,278 feet.

Making their moniker of the 'Mile-High' City an outright lie!
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Old 04-07-2019, 10:51 AM   #83
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A song of ice and fire
Nathan McKinnon = the night king
John Gaudreau = the prince who was promised
#### winter
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Old 04-07-2019, 10:55 AM   #84
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Want to hear a good one liner?




The Colorado Avalanche.
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Old 04-07-2019, 11:01 AM   #85
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Ok I have to ask. Why are you asking flight attendants where the gate is and not looking at the screens they have posted everywhere?

I realize this is the Denver bashing thread so maybe I just shouldn't ask. Although I do kind of like their airport.
This was on the plane when we were still in the air. She came around looking at everyone's ticket if they had a connecting flight and told them what gate to go to. We trusted she knew what she was talking about and like I said that was our first time flying in 20 years.

But even so we should have been told of her error when my dad and brother-in-law checked to see if we were at the proper gate. And to make matters worse they let my sister and her family go through when we were boarding and then finally realized their error when they got to us and then went and called them back.
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Old 04-07-2019, 11:05 AM   #86
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If South Park is a typical Colorado town, I’m glad we’re getting to smash them at the Pepsi Center

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We have to do much better than this, people! Where's all this humble praise and "awww Denver is so nice" sh..t coming from? Let's hear some real trash talk!!!
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Old 04-07-2019, 11:32 AM   #88
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Avs fans drive below the speed limit in the left lane.
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Old 04-07-2019, 11:38 AM   #91
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Ooooh, it's the David Jones series! Well I guess I know which jersey I'm wearing to Game Five
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Old 04-07-2019, 11:41 AM   #92
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Landeskog is the Claude Lemieux of Swedish hockey players. Dirty, disrespectful, and pungent.
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Joe sack lick
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Remember when Calgary rescued this hostage.



In fairness...that franchise is now in New Jersey!
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Gaudreau and MacKinnon may have both finished with 99 points, but Johnny had more assist. Thust proving he's the least selfish of the two.
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Old 04-07-2019, 12:37 PM   #97
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People from Denver smell their own farts.

Edit. Who am I kidding, so do I...
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I just met a couple from Denver, and they complained it's too full of white hipsters (they were white too).
Sounds like a wannabe Portland. You're going down wannabe Portland!
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Old 04-07-2019, 12:49 PM   #99
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The Landeskog is the least useful of all the cogs.
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Avs fans can't handle their edibles.

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