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Old 02-28-2024, 06:37 PM   #1
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With daily headlines getting more and more absurd and humanity becoming increasingly fragile I think it would be interesting to have a thread where we post articles that would have been considered satire not that long ago.

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Toronto Catholic teachers ask to work from home for 'safety' on day of solar eclipse

https://www.thestar.com/politics/pro...bb5974d68.html

When I was in school they handed out homemade cardboard light filter thingies and encouraged you to look at the damn thing.
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Old 02-28-2024, 06:58 PM   #2
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"When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year in Hawaii, I think 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?' I don't know. Because I'm a caveman -- that's the way I think.”
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Old 02-28-2024, 07:08 PM   #3
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Did not read story, but Toronto not in path of totality, so a bit more amusing maybe
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Old 02-29-2024, 05:32 PM   #4
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That has to be a joke.
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Old 03-01-2024, 05:46 AM   #5
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They are actually going to send the kids home from school early here in New Brunswick on the day of the eclipse. when i got the email from school my reaction was really?
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Old 03-01-2024, 06:59 AM   #6
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My guess is lawsuit avoidance. If little Johnny stares at the sun and goes blind at school it would be the teacher’s fault.
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Old 03-01-2024, 09:15 AM   #7
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The rapture is coming , can't miss it being at work.
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