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Old 03-24-2010, 07:46 PM   #1
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Default I have a beer in the freezer

...which I put in last night.

How do I go about avoiding a beery explosion?
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:48 PM   #2
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take it out.
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:48 PM   #3
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you need to try and cool it down slowly... it might be too cold today, but maybe put it outside for an hour, then move it to the fridge
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Wouldn't it have exploded by now if it was going too?
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Old 03-24-2010, 08:16 PM   #5
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Wouldn't it have exploded by now if it was going too?
Yes.

Throw it out. It'll taste like hot garbage if you thaw it out.
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Old 03-24-2010, 08:27 PM   #6
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Naw

Put it in the fridge, In 2 days It'll be just fine.
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Old 03-24-2010, 08:31 PM   #7
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Chip it out of the bottle and have a beer smoothie.
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Old 03-24-2010, 08:39 PM   #8
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Old 03-24-2010, 08:45 PM   #9
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Is it a bottle or a can?

If it ain't blown now, it probably won't. Put it in the sink.
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Old 03-24-2010, 09:00 PM   #10
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If you don't mind flat beer then put it in the fridge and drink it later. If you dislike flat beer throw it on a ham and cook it or marinate some chicken or pork with it.
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Skunky!

Fridge it for 2 or 3 days.

To be sure, tap the tab for about 20 seconds
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Old 03-24-2010, 09:21 PM   #12
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If you don't mind flat beer then put it in the fridge and drink it later. If you dislike flat beer throw it on a ham and cook it or marinate some chicken or pork with it.
I think that this is the only reasonable solution in the entire thread. Marinate.
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:21 PM   #13
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Beer-up-the-ass chicken on the barbecue. Assuming it's a can, of course.

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Old 03-24-2010, 10:23 PM   #14
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Just defrost it for a bit and drink the damn thing.
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:26 PM   #15
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Save it for some future moving day (best not to try that with pizza though).
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Old 03-25-2010, 07:21 AM   #16
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Just put them all in a garbage bag and throw them out. They're gonna be a mess and taste like sh*t.

If you insist on keeping them.....

Drink them all in one sitting. It's your punishment for being stupid.
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Old 03-25-2010, 07:25 AM   #17
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I thought the title of this thread was 'I have a bear in the freezer'...

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Old 03-25-2010, 07:26 AM   #18
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Cut the can off with a knife or razor blade, and put a stick in it. mmm... beersickle.
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Old 03-25-2010, 07:29 AM   #19
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Once thawed it is the same beer taste but a little flat. It is no big deal at all. Don't waste beer!
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UPDATE:

Fundmark was bang on.
After the Flames put themselves out of the playoffs, I thought to myself, "I could use a beer." I went outside to retrieve the Heineken, opened it up, and am currently enjoying a perfectly good beer.

Moral victory, Flames, moral victory.
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