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Old 05-06-2023, 08:29 AM   #21
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Or they could just, you know, abolish it or something?
Lawn penises? Let's not be hasty.
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Old 05-06-2023, 10:18 AM   #22
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The groundskeepers' willie by Groundskeeper Willie?
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This feels like something Jeremy Clarkson and the Grand Tour boys would do.
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Old 05-06-2023, 10:38 AM   #24
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I hope when they catch the person, they aren't too hard-on him.

Rather that punish him, they should erect a monument dedicated up him.
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Old 05-06-2023, 10:48 AM   #25
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The guy who did this has to have a giant brass set of balls on him.
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Old 05-06-2023, 11:33 AM   #26
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Old 05-06-2023, 01:51 PM   #27
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Checked my LinkedIn feed tis morning....

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I guess someone was really excited that a man is in charge again.
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Old 05-06-2023, 07:08 PM   #29
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We now present his royal highness, the royal cockring.
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We now present his royal highness, the royal cockring.
One would think a king could afford a manicure
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Is it just me or is his middle finger abnormally large?
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Your left middle finger doesn't swell up when you're nervous too?
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"The Only Good King is a Burger King" made me genuinely laugh out loud.
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Is it just me or is his middle finger abnormally large?
I think part of it is the angle at which the photo was taken, but he also apparently has a condition that causes his fingers to swell up like massive sausages.

You can Google for photos if you can stomach it.
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