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Old 05-29-2018, 08:44 PM   #21
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Angry bitter old woman joins CP to bash another users mom and our jihading.
Haha incredible. Peanut’s fyp made me fall out of my chair.
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Old 05-29-2018, 09:23 PM   #22
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Haha incredible. Peanut’s fyp made me fall out of my chair.
Followed up by #469, that was the best collective roast I’ve read.
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You really need to read that thread from the beginning. The whole thing is a train wreck.

The early Springs1 threads on tipping were hilarious.
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:02 PM   #24
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Greaser fan Jim_Shergill trolling Calgarypuck with his epic meltdown. Also proved that Greasers can't spell and are poor losers.

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Old 05-29-2018, 10:07 PM   #25
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There was a thread I can’t find where we collectively debated how many five year olds one could realistically fight. That one cracked me up
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how about this ####ing roller coaster?

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=86158

Time makes pretty much anything hilarious.
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:17 PM   #27
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The original Edmonton is no good thread, just for the bump and reaction gif.
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:18 PM   #28
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There was a thread I can’t find where we collectively debated how many five year olds one could realistically fight. That one cracked me up
https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=9796


Post of the thread for sure.

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpo...2&postcount=26

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Old 05-29-2018, 10:23 PM   #29
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I hope everything is alright Scorpy.
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:26 PM   #30
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Wasn't someone making a stink about Ginger Ale at the Superstore gas bar? I seem to recall that being a barrel of laughs.

Also, anything with First Lady was usually comical.
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:26 PM   #31
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This thread is almost 10 old and yet reads like a different forum. So many inappropriate comments.

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showth...waiian+islands


And Sliv...I mean Dess with the best response.

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpo...2&postcount=54
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:30 PM   #32
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There are two threads I can’t find, I think they were both from the president (remember that crazy bastard?), one was a thread about what to do if you didn’t use a condom and then there was a thread like to weeks later about how to ask your girlfriend to get an abortion.
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:31 PM   #33
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The original Edmonton is no good thread, just for the bump and reaction gif.
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:45 PM   #34
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The thread that Springs1 first appeared in was pretty epic.
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:47 PM   #35
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The post by Bronzel must be the best first post on a message board ever. What could possibly top that?

I wonder what name jhunt223 posts under now. I can't believe he kept posting under jhunt223 for a while after getting absolutely wrecked by that Bronzel post.
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This might be the most notorious post in CP history. Snotboy.
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Skip to post 325 and after for the good stuff.
Haha, those were a funny read. Going to have to bookmark the others for reading on bad insomnia nights.


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That was something else, that thread. I checked to see if he ever came back and yup, almost exactly a year later. Forgot about the Part II to that post. Just noticed he never got a custom user title but it's probably funnier that it's "scoring winger) at his last post. I'm betting he wasn't scoring anything after that.

Reading those posts though, make me wonder if he was part of or is part of the Incel groups we're hearing more about now.
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Old 05-29-2018, 11:10 PM   #37
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I saw this GIF of a black kid aggressively salting food in a CP thread recently. It made me laugh so hard, and now I can't find it. does anyone know what GIF I'm refering to?
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Wasn't someone making a stink about Ginger Ale at the Superstore gas bar? I seem to recall that being a barrel of laughs.

Also, anything with First Lady was usually comical.
First Lady was kind of a nut. She was trying to get money from us at one point for a trip to Australia. The best was when her and her husband were taking pictures of poop in Olympic Plaza during some protest.
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First Lady was kind of a nut. She was trying to get money from us at one point for a trip to Australia.
Going to snatch the grandkids back from their father, yes? Mom was in the "entertainment" industry?
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This is an excellent use of the matrix machine of the future
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