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Old 05-29-2018, 05:44 PM   #1
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It's been a tough little while and I need to laugh. Gimme the funniest threads you can think of.
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:05 PM   #2
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This one works for me:
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:19 PM   #3
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Edmonton Is No Good V: Same Crap, Less Cap
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I really enjoyed the thread about the plastic bags in the bathtub.
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Pillsbury recipe jihad..conscience gets me every time.

Sorry 2009 isn’t very recent, but it’s still my favourite thread on here.

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Old 05-29-2018, 07:21 PM   #6
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I'm surprised you didn't call this the Recommend (or don't) a thread thread.

A while back I was bored and stumbled across the Wannamaker thread. Good times.
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Links, people, links!
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Old 05-29-2018, 07:36 PM   #8
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https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showth...36#post2022736

Bingo the troll

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Old 05-29-2018, 07:37 PM   #9
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https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=13593

This might be the most notorious post in CP history. Snotboy.

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Ban all dogs.

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Old 05-29-2018, 07:38 PM   #11
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Snotboy or beef-a-roni will have you crying if they are still around
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Old 05-29-2018, 07:39 PM   #12
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https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpo...8&postcount=49

Angry bitter old woman joins CP to bash another users mom and our jihading.

Skip to post 325 and after for the good stuff.

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Vaginal expansion.

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Old 05-29-2018, 07:48 PM   #14
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The late great Phanuthier shares a doozy. I think it’s better than snot boy.

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=66520
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Scorch.

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Old 05-29-2018, 07:51 PM   #16
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Wanamaker.

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Really just use the search function, search for snotboy, use show threads. Since that name is mentioned in every “funniest CP” and “best of” thread ever, it’ll give you good reading for hours.
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Old 05-29-2018, 07:59 PM   #18
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Oh and the Vancouver riot thread. That was a blast. One of my personal favourites.
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Someone posted about how they throw away food trays, and if there's a sign asking people not to they throw away too. It's still my favorite Post in CP history and just thinking about it makes me giggle I wish I could still find it
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I like that story pylon told about taking a crunch in some headbanger's hibatchi or something.
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