07-27-2021, 11:55 AM
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#3261
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ALL ABOARD!
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Originally Posted by Swift
I'm annoyed by the laundry ad that uses ODB's "Got Your Money"
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I was singing along to the commercial the other night.
Me: "You give me your number, I call you up. You act..."
My Wife: "You can stop right there..."
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08-02-2021, 03:37 PM
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#3262
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Franchise Player
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The implications of this Sonnet insurance commercial are staggering.
This guy created four replicants of himself while his wife was at work and immediately enslaved them, putting them to work on his house.
Are they all married to the same woman?
Are the replicants covered by Sonnet in the event they get injured by a power tool?
When the project is finished, is he going to kill them? Let them go free into the world? If he did kill them, would he be charged with a crime?
Is it murder to kill your own replicant slaves?
What if the replicants put his wife through the machine?
Why did he waste his time replicating himself when he could’ve replicated, I don’t know, gold. Lithium. A drum of oil.
Pay someone to finish this project with your newfound billions, ####in psychopath.
Actually, it seems like “…uh, we saved $600 a year on insurance” is about as reasonable reaction as can be expected if you walk into that nightmare.
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Last edited by GreenLantern2814; 08-02-2021 at 03:40 PM.
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08-02-2021, 04:21 PM
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#3263
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: The George
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Diamond and Diamond Lawyers. Makes me laugh every single time
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The legs feed the wolf.
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08-02-2021, 04:30 PM
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#3264
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Red Deer
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"What would you do for a Klondike?"
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...BAR. You have to say it. You can't switch now!
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"It's a great day for hockey."
-'Badger' Bob Johnson (1931-1991)
"I see as much misery out of them moving to justify theirselves as them that set out to do harm."
-Dr. Amos "Doc" Cochran
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08-07-2021, 09:16 AM
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#3265
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2005
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energycasino.net - The most lack of energy commercial you can make. The monotone voiceover, the lame getting dressed up to play an app on your tablet, the horrible choice of app footage that makes playing feel like a root canal. Whoever made this ad needs to look up energy in the dictionary.
Last edited by RW99; 08-07-2021 at 09:18 AM.
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08-27-2021, 05:57 PM
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#3266
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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The obvious, and horrendously bad, Bo Burnham ripoff from McDonald’s.
Sometimes I wonder if being incompetent is a prerequisite to work in advertising.
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08-30-2021, 10:34 PM
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#3267
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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The penguin credit card commercials all suck, always have.
But ive just noticed in the latest that they have given the penguin elbows. It irks me considerably.
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09-12-2021, 05:42 PM
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#3268
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rohara66
The Tim Hortons Koolaide commercial really annoys me. Youre selling a fruit drink with ice in the summer… no, one, cares. Quit making it sound like you invented fruit drinks.
I hate that place and all their commercials. Ugh.
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What the hell does it mean when the guy in the Real Fruit Quenchers commercial says "that tastes like a watermelon smells"?
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09-14-2021, 11:00 AM
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#3269
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Taking a while to get to 5000
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Just saw (for what feels like the hundredth time) the Draft Kings Martin Gramatica ad and its quickly climbing the ranks of ads I can't stand.
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10-03-2021, 08:05 AM
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#3270
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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I don’t know if I can’t stand this, or think it’s hilarious. But, the Questrade where they’re talking about buying a house because the fees are lower is hilariously stupid. Like sure…maybe if you have invested $25 million at full retail costs the fees will be anywhere near that! But really…no one is saving enough on investment fees to suddenly buy a house. It’s absurd.
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10-09-2021, 07:47 PM
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#3271
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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The person who came up with the mambo no 5 Pizza Hut commercial should be locked up. Seriously.
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10-17-2021, 03:19 PM
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#3272
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Winebar Kensington
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Sir Elton and Nas are funny together!
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10-25-2021, 02:56 PM
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#3273
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary Satellite Community
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Johnny's Hope Street commercial on the radio is pretty funny. Quite the singer.
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10-25-2021, 05:00 PM
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#3274
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Franchise Player
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The. Car.
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11-23-2021, 06:35 PM
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#3275
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Was there a recent change to legislation for prescription drug commercials or something? I’ve had to check several times if I was watching US tv because there were so many. It seems like there’s one every single break during hockey.
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11-24-2021, 08:35 AM
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#3277
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Calgary
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I didn't think it was possible but Spence commercials have actually gotten worse!
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11-24-2021, 08:52 AM
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#3278
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
Was there a recent change to legislation for prescription drug commercials or something? I’ve had to check several times if I was watching US tv because there were so many. It seems like there’s one every single break during hockey.
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My wife and I were talking about this last week. What the hell is up with that?
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11-24-2021, 09:32 AM
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#3279
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
Was there a recent change to legislation for prescription drug commercials or something? I’ve had to check several times if I was watching US tv because there were so many. It seems like there’s one every single break during hockey.
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Yet they can't tell you what the drug actually does or is useful for.
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11-26-2021, 08:35 AM
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#3280
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Not Taylor
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Calgary SW
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Man that Opa ad is awful.
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