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Old 03-19-2019, 10:44 PM   #481
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That is one beautiful snek.
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Old 03-19-2019, 10:46 PM   #482
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It is now time to punch a hole through the ceiling and move onward and upward.
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Old 03-20-2019, 07:54 AM   #483
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Old 03-20-2019, 07:56 AM   #484
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Look at that. You play the Edmonton snake in reverse, and it's a Calgary snake!
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Old 03-20-2019, 08:05 AM   #485
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That took way more effort to make than I want to admit.
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And Saint Squiggs raised the black snek on high saying "Oh, Lord, bless this thy black snek that with it thy Flames mayest blow by their enemies and moisten their cheeks, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the Flames did feast upon the Oilers, and Ducks, and Kings, and Blues, and Sharks, and Predators...

And the Lord spake, saying 'First shalt thou create a graph. Then, shalt though assign the black snek 96 points, no more, no less. 96 shall be the number of the snek, and the number of the snek shall be 96. 97 shalt not be thy number, neither shall it be 95, 94, or 93 excepting that thou then proceedeth to 96. 92 is right out! Once the number 96, being the 96th number, be reached, then the Flames shall reacheth the holy land, and all who oppose them, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.


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Old 03-20-2019, 09:11 AM   #487
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Old 03-22-2019, 05:25 PM   #488
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Snake not on the front page is an outrage that I have hereby remedied.
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Old 03-23-2019, 11:11 PM   #489
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Snake has busted through the top of the chart! 101pt snake. Still 14pts available!
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Old 03-24-2019, 01:36 PM   #490
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If the Flames win on Monday their season point total will match my body's temperature over the last two days. I tried curing it with cowbell, and then with even more cowbell, but nothing works. Today my temperature is down to the current point total of 101, so I'm able to post.

Last night's win moves the red snake to 13.195 points above the black line, 21 points above the purple snake, and 14 points above the orange snake. More importantly, it punched through the upper barrier of the traditional snake and the graph needed to be extended. You may be thinking that we've seen the graphs get extended multiple times throughout the season, but those are usually for the oilers snake going through the bottom barrier. The red snake is currently on pace for 110 points, 13 points better than the orange snake.

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Old 03-25-2019, 01:50 PM   #491
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I love how the 14-15 snake will no longer be used as benchmark starting in 19-20
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Old 03-31-2019, 10:13 PM   #493
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Tonight's win moves the red snake to 12.512 points above the black line, 23 points above the purple snake, and 12 points above the orange snake. The red snake is currently on pace for 109 points, 12 points better than the orange snake.

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Old 03-31-2019, 10:18 PM   #494
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Flames have been quite consistent all season. No huge long losing streaks.
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Old 03-31-2019, 10:31 PM   #495
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Flames have been quite consistent all season. No huge long losing streaks.
Just as important: every losing streak has been immediately erased by a winning streak (or close to).

Game 8-11: 3 losses -> immediately win 4 in a row
Game 17-18: 2 losses -> immediately win 3 in a row
Game 34-37: 3 losses -> immediately win 3 in a row
Game 53-57: 4 losses -> immediately win 7 in a row
Game 63-67: 4 losses -> immediately win 4 of 5
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The snake has soared so high it turned into a z!

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Every team in the Western Conference that achieved 96 points made the playoffs.

The red snake finished the year with 107 points, 11 points above the black line, 10 points above the orange snake, and 23 points above the purple snake.

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By winning last night's game the blue snake impressively managed to acquire the second most points of an oilers snake in the last 11 seasons. It finished 17 points below the black line but 1 point above the orange snake.

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The green snake finished 15 points below the black line but finished 8 points above the dark blue snake.

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