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Old 10-05-2022, 02:33 PM   #101
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I joined the club. Will be interesting to see how many we get.
Depending on the turn out we can organize an arena between periods.
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Old 10-05-2022, 02:44 PM   #102
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lol

who is "honkyshaman"?
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Old 10-05-2022, 02:44 PM   #103
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How long until someone invents a butt plug that can be programmed with some of the most famous chess matches ever? Called "Check-mate", of course.
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Old 10-05-2022, 02:49 PM   #104
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How long until someone invents a butt plug that can be programmed with some of the most famous chess matches ever? Called "Check-mate", of course.
And shaped like a bishop I would imagine….
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who is "honkyshaman"?
Sorry, that sort of information is for members only.

You could join. Then you’ll be in the loop on that and many* other things.





*So far there are no other things, but you never know. There COULD be.
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Old 10-05-2022, 03:00 PM   #106
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who is "honkyshaman"?
That would be me.

edit: I mean what Iowa flames fan said. hahaha
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Old 10-05-2022, 05:21 PM   #107
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Chess and Fishing? Is nothing sacred??

Whats next? Scrabble? Cup Stacking? Slaps???
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Old 10-05-2022, 05:58 PM   #108
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Chess and Fishing? Is nothing sacred??

Whats next? Scrabble? Cup Stacking? Slaps???
I guess you didn’t hear about the World Cup Stacking Federation’s infamous “Krazy glue on cups” scandal.
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Old 10-05-2022, 05:58 PM   #109
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I guess you didn’t hear about the World Cup Stacking Federation’s infamous “Krazy glue on cups” scandal.
Have they no shame??
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Old 10-05-2022, 06:13 PM   #110
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Do you have to pay to join? I'd probably jump in.

And we're all gentlemen/ladies here, so no cheating, right!?
https://lichess.org is free and has the same analysis features as chess.com.

Happy to start a team there too if anyone is interested.
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Old 10-05-2022, 06:43 PM   #111
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https://lichess.org is free and has the same analysis features as chess.com.

Happy to start a team there too if anyone is interested.
So I will out myself as a giant nerd…. I have accounts in both places and would happily join a lichess club too.
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Old 10-05-2022, 06:56 PM   #112
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So I will out myself as a giant nerd…. I have accounts in both places and would happily join a lichess club too.
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Same here.

I did join the CP chess.com club, but I don't know what to do from there...
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Same here.

I did join the CP chess.com club, but I don't know what to do from there...
Well, the world is our oyster. We have 6 members now (and growing…. Maybe). We could do a blitz tournament some time, you can challenge a member to play…. Looks like most of us are close to the same range of ratings, though I haven’t looked at all the profiles yet.
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Well, the world is our oyster. We have 6 members now (and growing…. Maybe). We could do a blitz tournament some time, you can challenge a member to play…. Looks like most of us are close to the same range of ratings, though I haven’t looked at all the profiles yet.
Right, but...how does one go about cheating?
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Right, but...how does one go about cheating?
Not sure. I think it involves Bluetooth-enabled vibrating butt plugs somehow.
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Not sure. I think it involves Bluetooth-enabled vibrating butt plugs somehow.
Okay, but lets for the moment assume that 'butt stuff' is off the table.
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Okay, but lets for the moment assume that 'butt stuff' is off the table.
Then I’m afraid I can’t help you. Your only other option is to play fair.
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Well, the world is our oyster. We have 6 members now (and growing…. Maybe). We could do a blitz tournament some time, you can challenge a member to play…. Looks like most of us are close to the same range of ratings, though I haven’t looked at all the profiles yet.
I think we should give it a day and see how many people sign up?

Also, disappointing that my gif failed above!
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I think we should give it a day and see how many people sign up?

Also, disappointing that my gif failed above!

Just resetting my password and then joining
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