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Old 10-13-2020, 11:31 AM   #1
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Icon35 Get to know the undefeated New York Islanders!

Hi there, you may know me as GM of the CPHL's best team, the New York Islanders. We're kind of a big deal at 5-0-0 but unfortunately we've gone and gotten one of our top players, Eric Staal, injured.

This is obviously a shame as nobody in the league wants to see such a cool team on Long Island lose a game anytime soon. We have to stay undefeated for the good of the league! So if anybody has some forwards rated around 68-71 they'd be willing to part with, I'm here to do some negotiating. Willing to get creative to make things work, after all I am tied for first as the highest-paid GM in the league (at $0) so I clearly have the chops.

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Old 10-13-2020, 11:33 AM   #2
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5-0-0*

*While cheating - over the cap
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Old 10-13-2020, 11:37 AM   #3
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5-1-0 after tomorrow.
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Old 10-13-2020, 03:21 PM   #4
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5-0-0*

*While cheating - over the cap
Show me where we're over the cap?
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Old 10-13-2020, 08:45 PM   #5
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Isles look to have a major trade coming down the pipe...
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Old 10-15-2020, 02:04 PM   #6
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It's clear the SIM is broken if that team is 6-0
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Old 10-15-2020, 05:03 PM   #7
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Aww yeah.

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Aww yeah.

Can I have him?
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Old 10-15-2020, 05:12 PM   #9
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Can I have him?
I dunno, do you want him?

I have this guy, too

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Old 10-15-2020, 05:22 PM   #10
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Or even this guy!

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Old 10-15-2020, 06:04 PM   #11
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Or even this guy!

Spoiler!
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Old 10-15-2020, 07:13 PM   #12
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CPHL Islanders are undefeated, 2020 strikes again.
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Carolina, Nashville. Same thing. I acquired him from you before!
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This just makes me happy I was fired...if those Islanders are somehow the best team in the league then I don't want to play this game.
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Old 10-16-2020, 02:50 PM   #15
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Bad players disavow the game. The game disavows bad players.
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