09-29-2022, 01:59 PM
#6681
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I can't believe you're all here making hog jokes while the earth-shattering effects of FluteGate are sending us completely normal people reeling. Though, this may apply more to the IDW thread, but it *is* a President's Flute.
The last time someone played the President's Flute, he got impeached.
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09-29-2022, 02:28 PM
#6682
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Damn it, beaten to the punch by TorqueDog.
Well played sir.
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09-30-2022, 06:28 AM
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09-30-2022, 01:14 PM
#6685
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TorqueDog
The last time someone played the President's Flute, he got impeached.
I made the same joke on Twitter.
10-01-2022, 05:46 PM
#6686
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
Ouch, right in "old man thinking 'kids these days'" organ.
https://twitter.com/user/status/1575867907892187136
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10-01-2022, 05:56 PM
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I dont want to live on this world anymore.
Stop the world. Locke wants off.
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10-01-2022, 06:10 PM
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Lol, wow. I thought that was an SNL style parody at first. But nope, apparently it's real.
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10-01-2022, 07:08 PM
#6689
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Surprised owning a gun wasn't one of the prerequisites.
10-01-2022, 07:29 PM
#6690
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Yeah, completely believed that was a parody.
Edit: Even their website I would have guessed to be a parody.
https://www.daterightstuff.com/homepagevideo
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10-01-2022, 08:09 PM
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10-01-2022, 10:11 PM
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Matt Gaetz on a bit of a run here, voting against relief for Florida (his home state!) days after the hurricane and then also suggesting that Veteran Affairs should be cancelled. He'll still get the vast majority of Republican votes though - what these members of Congress actually do no longer matters in Murica. The only important consideration is the side they're on.
https://twitter.com/user/status/1576143621681598466
10-02-2022, 01:24 PM
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"Sudden Awakening" sounds suspiciously like "Lobotomy."
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10-02-2022, 01:53 PM
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Location: Barnet - North London
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Surprised owning hundreds of semi automatic guns wasn't one of the prerequisites.
You were sounding a bit like an effeminate Democrat, so I fixed it for you.
10-02-2022, 01:54 PM
#6696
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"Sudden Awakening" sounds suspiciously like "Lobotomy."
Just don’t call it woke
10-03-2022, 05:33 PM
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Location: Ontario
10-04-2022, 12:33 AM
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A discussion on Rachel Maddow on the impacts of the now wavering trust among citizens in their courts and what this might mean for America.
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10-04-2022, 05:48 AM
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