05-16-2019, 02:29 PM
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#41
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THE Chuck Storm
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Duplicate one of the chapters in the book with the title:
"Fata"
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05-16-2019, 03:36 PM
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#42
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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Who was it that got waived....Jason Morgan?....and there was epic debate about it afterwards. I think he was claimed as well...fuzzy on details.
It's hilarious thinking back on it as the guy was the definition of a dime a dozen player.
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05-16-2019, 03:40 PM
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#43
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First Line Centre
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Epilogue: Fuzz finishes his garage...?
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05-16-2019, 03:51 PM
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#44
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puckedoff
Epilogue: Fuzz finishes his garage...?
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Narrator - "He didn't"
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05-16-2019, 04:08 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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You're seriously not done that yet, Fuzz?
Soon to be renamed "The Decade of the garage".
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05-16-2019, 04:12 PM
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#46
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Norm!
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Who would narrate the audio book version though.
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05-16-2019, 04:18 PM
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#47
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Franchise Player
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Didn't FirstLady go out in a blaze of "glory" when she and her husband were caught doing something? (Details escape me)
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05-16-2019, 04:21 PM
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#48
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hyperbole Chamber
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Who would narrate the audio book version though.
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Peter Maher
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05-16-2019, 04:22 PM
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#49
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay
You're seriously not done that yet, Fuzz?
Soon to be renamed "The Decade of the garage".
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Daggnabbit, there are lots of little jobs, and even more big jobs!
Getting close, painting the interior tomorrow.
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05-16-2019, 04:54 PM
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#50
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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There’s also that story about the guy who almost needed a restraining order against Yamato bakery over a cancelled order on a mango cake.
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05-16-2019, 06:34 PM
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#51
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by woob
Cowperson and his hiking adventures with his dogs.
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Pete and Ruby
www.goldentales.ca/
https://www.facebook.com/Goldentales/
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05-16-2019, 06:37 PM
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#52
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Lets stop beating around the bush about your age, height, weight... show your mug.
https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=66534
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05-16-2019, 06:47 PM
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#53
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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One more....
Poster 4x4 Taking Back the Streets (er, parking stalls)
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So this should come as no surprise to those of you who think I'm two ticks away from going postal...
I just got home here on saturday evening... Was just gonna clean up after an annoying day and then head out for a beer or 7. Suprise! There's a fricken car parked in my stall. Best part about that is that it is a ~30 car lot and there are about 10 signs saying it's private parking and one of those signs is RIGHT IN FRONT of my stall.
So there's this stupid black Honda Accord parked in my spot and frankly, I'm sick of this crap. Yeah, yeah. I live downtown and it's part of the goddamn territory. Not anymore.
I reached into my cargo hold, grabbed my hitch and my chain and hooked the f'r up and dragged the sumbitch right out of my stall, out of the parking lot, on to the street and around the corner.
I know y'all know I'm a little mental about driving stuff. This just took the cake. It happens too often and tonight I had the time and the wherewithall to do something about it.
Public notice: don't park in my stall!
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Called the cops and told them exactly what I did. She chuckled a bit and said that she can't file a report because there was no actual "incident". She said she's issuing some kind of thing to the rest of the CPS that if someone calls in a stolen black Honda Accord RZE-282, to tell the owner that it's around the corner.
I also left a curt little note on the windshield that said, simply, "DON'T PARK IN MY STALL".
And I told the cop that if there was any damage to my truck that I'd be filing a complaint against the owner of that car.
Whatevs. I'm going to pound a couple beers and then go and keep six on my bitch. If the f'r that owns the Accord comes out and freaks, I'm going to confront the sucker, show him to his car and tell him that I know where he lives.
I'm just sick of it. It happens all the time. It's assigned parking. I pay for this sopt. I don't care if all your mexican relatives are in town. Park on the f'ing street.
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HAHAHA!! Holy ! They just came to my door and asked me what was up! Three (oh, man... This is terrible... They were indeed mexicano) guys, very, very polite. The leader said "I'm sorry, do you know where my car is..... LOL. The adrenaline is still pumping from the original deed. So I gestured him to follow me to the balcony where I pointed out his car (lot is in the back, my suite faces the street).
Then I told him that I didn't damage his car, but that if there was any kind of vandalism to mine that I'd track him down and kill him. He ASSURED me that there would be no problems...
Best ending ever.
I kinda feel bad. They looked like priests or something. Damn. Now I feel bad like the time I scared the old lady.
Guess I can go out now. Later, y'all.
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https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=71630
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05-16-2019, 06:55 PM
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#54
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Something about stolen extension cords... I can’t remember the actual incident though.
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05-16-2019, 07:00 PM
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#55
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by 8 Ball
Something about stolen extension cords... I can’t remember the actual incident though.
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Someone stole Jolinars extenstion cord 
https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=53820
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05-16-2019, 07:06 PM
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#56
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Quote:
Originally Posted by transplant99
Who was it that got waived....Jason Morgan?....and there was epic debate about it afterwards. I think he was claimed as well...fuzzy on details.
It's hilarious thinking back on it as the guy was the definition of a dime a dozen player.
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He was Czech I think. I recall that debate, it was INTENSE for some bubble player no one had ever heard of.
I miss Lanny McDonald. Dude was hilarious to watch unravel. I always pictured the actual Lanny with his hair on fire pounding at a keyboard whenever he went off on a rant.
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05-16-2019, 07:06 PM
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#57
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Dion
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That’s the one lol
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05-16-2019, 07:08 PM
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#58
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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I also think chapter 3 would be titled
"He made the team"
Although I can't remember who Reggie was talking about he drove people insane whenever he posted it.
I believe it was Reggie who also went a week only posting gifs instead of words.
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05-16-2019, 07:57 PM
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#59
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Tron_fdc
I also think chapter 3 would be titled
"He made the team"
Although I can't remember who Reggie was talking about he drove people insane whenever he posted it.
I believe it was Reggie who also went a week only posting gifs instead of words.
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Nystrom I think
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05-16-2019, 08:12 PM
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#60
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Franchise Player
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What about the one where someone #### their pants? I want to say it was fotze?
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