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Old 09-08-2009, 10:29 PM   #301
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So I painted my nails yellow, and people think I' ma nerd because I made a single one look like the Watchmen smiley button, blood and all
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:30 PM   #305
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:30 PM   #307
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Not sure... but after I had Pux Jr. my boobs went up 2 cup sizes...
Is the cost of having a kid less than a boob job?

No, having kids definitely costs more. And all women have two different sized breasts. My left is larger which is odd for a right handed person. Or do I have it backwards? Whatever.
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:30 PM   #308
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:30 PM   #312
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:30 PM   #314
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!

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So I painted my nails yellow, and people think I' ma nerd because I made a single one look like the Watchmen smiley button, blood and all
I have black light nail polish in red. Can't wait to go clubbing.
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:30 PM   #316
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however...if the 2,000,000 post was about boobs...then that would be a great, great day for CP
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We need more posts about boobs.
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