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Old 03-28-2009, 06:33 AM   #21
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I'm so disillusioned ShamWow guy gets arrested for playing Slap Nuts with a hooker? I wonder if he kept her saying wow every time, or it it just a sham?
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Old 03-28-2009, 07:17 AM   #22
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He looks like a crystal-meth addict in that photo....
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Old 03-28-2009, 07:43 AM   #23
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He admits it cleans up blood in this version.

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Old 03-28-2009, 08:21 AM   #24
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That little weasle, he's was on my list of top 10 people to punch.
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Old 03-28-2009, 09:08 AM   #25
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And never ever trust a chick who hates the tongue.

And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff

hey, your shirt is on backwards...tag goes in the back

Vince would hit that...oh wait
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Old 03-28-2009, 10:52 AM   #26
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Is this pic taken to simulate "girl you took home from bar" and then "girl that you woke up beside"?
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Is this pic taken to simulate "girl you took home from bar" and then "girl that you woke up beside"?
I was thinking more of standard def on the left and high def on the right.

I can't be the only who thinks people on TV became 10x as ugly when seen in high def am i?
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And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff
A guy who thinks people spend $20 a month on paper towels.
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your not supposed to stick your tongue in her mouth...you're doing it wrong!
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The Absorber > Shamwow
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Old 03-28-2009, 07:31 PM   #31
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Beware of imitation knock offs. Is the Absorber made in Germany? Didn't think so.
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And never ever trust a chick who hates the tongue.

And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff
She's pretty hot actually. That's clearly a bad pic but I bet cleaned up properly she's at least an 8.
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Old 03-28-2009, 07:51 PM   #33
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If you like dirty hookers, I guess *maybe* she's on the high end.
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Old 03-29-2009, 07:43 AM   #34
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I don't blame him. I mean she looks pretty damn pleased with herself in the 'after' photo...

(Either that or the police photog got himself some in between shots...)
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Old 03-29-2009, 07:55 AM   #35
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Shamwow, great toweling off your b_tich in the showers.....
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If you like dirty hookers, I guess *maybe* she's on the high end.
who doesn't like dirty hookers?
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Old 03-29-2009, 09:36 AM   #37
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If you like dirty hookers, I guess *maybe* she's on the high end.
That post is useless without pics of your past and/or current girlfriend(s).
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Old 03-29-2009, 09:50 AM   #38
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and here I thought the shamwow guy had it all...
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:03 AM   #39
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I don't know, if she wasn't a hooker and had bit that guys tongue the consensus on this board would be that she was verging on hot with understanding of what police mugshots make you look like.
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:12 AM   #40
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She must have put that shirt back on in a hurry. Not only is it on backwards, but its inside out.
Photos taken before and after strip search.
Note the slight smile if the after picture.
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