Flames set to open grill at YYC International Airport this fall

[I-Hate-Hulse]

Please god let them haul to this airport location the idiotic rotisserie chicken ovens they installed on the concourse just outside section 218.

Return to selling beer, popcorn, and hot dogs. I guarantee you'll make more than selling 5 chickens per game.

And bring back Tailgate Alley!

[bizaro86]

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Nobody has ever said this sentence with a straight face.

I honestly can't even believe they printed it.

[topfiverecords]

Oh crap, now I have to fly with people who just had half a dozen heroin beers.

[GullFoss]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

Johnny Ham n Cheese w/ side of skittles - $42

Monahan toast - $17 add butter - $6

The real peel James Neal chips (7 chips and 12 crumbs in an overinflated bag) - $5.75 per year over 5 years

Don't forget about the drink specials.

A shot called "the real deal" is a feature. The Real Deal will be 5 dollars per shot. Minimum purchase of five shots. They'll make it sound real good deal. The bar tender will tell you the shot has been entered into two competitions each of the past two years and came in second both times.

The Real Deal will actually just just taste like rancid 32 year old Jamieson blended with dog ####. If you manage to keep it down you'll probably say "Damn that was a dirty shot."

And it will leave a terrible taste in your mouth (that taste of dog ####), and you'll wish you never signed up for it. The bartender will offer to buy the other four shots back from you for $3 each.

"#### you bartender" you'll tell him. "I just bought these - it's been to two straight finals!"

You try to sell the shot to other patrons. No one else will want it. So you'll try to stomach another shot hoping maybe it was just a bad round. Or maybe that if "the real deal" has time to breath it will taste like advertised. Or maybe someone looking for a certain "je ne sais quoi" will buy the other three as your "enjoying" your second round of "the real deal."

How does the story end? No one knows. There's only one way to find out. Here's to The Real Deal round 2! Bottoms up!

[CsInMyBlood]

Originally Posted by GullFoss

Don't forget about the drink specials.

A shot called "the real deal" is a feature. The Real Deal will be 5 dollars per shot. Minimum purchase of five shots. They'll make it sound real good deal. The bar tender will tell you the shot has been entered into two competitions each of the past two years and came in second both times.

The Real Deal will actually just just taste like rancid 32 year old Jamieson blended with dog ####. If you manage to keep it down you'll probably say "Damn that was a dirty shot."

And it will leave a terrible taste in your mouth (that taste of dog ####), and you'll wish you never signed up for it. The bartender will offer to buy the other four shots back from you for $3 each.

"#### you bartender" you'll tell him. "I just bought these - it's been to two straight finals!"

You try to sell the shot to other patrons. No one else will want it. So you'll try to stomach another shot hoping maybe it was just a bad round. Or maybe that if "the real deal" has time to breath it will taste like advertised. Or maybe someone looking for a certain "je ne sais quoi" will buy the other three as your "enjoying" your second round of "the real deal."

How does the story end? No one knows. There's only one way to find out. Here's to The Real Deal round 2! Bottoms up!

I nominate this for post of the year. I cannot read it without crying from laughter.

Please take all my thanks.