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Old 08-20-2012, 10:20 AM   #101
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My ultimate episode guide arrived today. My goodness this thing is huge (that's what she said).

It covers a lot of seasons I don't care about but that doesn't mean there isn't some funny "you might have missed stuff" from a lot of those episodes. It is huge. Almost so heavy as to be prohibitive from reading it without setting it down on a table first.

The index alone is almsot 100 pages long. Every episode has 2 pages, it has so many cool extras like every single church sign gag. Man some of those are funny.

Highly recommended for the low low price of $22. Compared to over $100 on amazon.ca.

This thing is gonna keep me entertained for a while and may even inspire me to go back and watch 2-9 again. It's been a while.
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I'm sure there are a ton of great episodes, but off the top of my head, three fantastic ones were:

1.) The one with the lemon tree and the war between the Springfield kids and Shelbyville kids. That one had a ton of great zingers.

2.) The Simpsons go to New York.

3.) The one with Marge and her pretzel truck, just for the last 5 minutes with the Japanese Yakuza vs. Fat Tony and his gang.
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Old 08-20-2012, 10:40 AM   #103
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I'm sure there are a ton of great episodes, but off the top of my head, three fantastic ones were:

1.) The one with the lemon tree and the war between the Springfield kids and Shelbyville kids. That one had a ton of great zingers.

2.) The Simpsons go to New York.

3.) The one with Marge and her pretzel truck, just for the last 5 minutes with the Japanese Yakuza vs. Fat Tony and his gang.

Man that definitely has to be in my top 5. Great, great episode.
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:52 AM   #104
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Bart: And now, the time has come to cross this line into mystery and danger -- to step out of childhood and become men.
*In the background, Lisa and her friends are flying a kite across the line, giggling and laughing.*
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:54 AM   #105
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I think my favorite part was the actual tree heist scenes. The dog chasing bart, the sausages, homer cooking, the dog's mouth actually getting stuck in the door etc.
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Old 08-20-2012, 12:30 PM   #106
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I haven't watched the episode in a long time, so the memory is a little hazy, but I remember a couple of the funny lines:

Milhouse: Step over this line and say that.. I'll kick your butt!.... at Nintendo

Milhouse: Is this the untimely end of Milhouse?
Milhouse #2: But Milhouse is my name!
Milhouse: But I thought I was the only one!?
Milhouse #2: A pain I know all too well...
Milhouse: So this is what it feels like... when doves cry!

Bart: Milhouse, you and me will be Omega team, Todd, you and Data are 'Team Strike ... Nelson, that leaves you and Martin. Martin: Team Discovery Channel!
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Old 08-20-2012, 12:33 PM   #107
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Rocky II plus Rocky V equals Rocky VII! Adrian's Revenge!!
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Old 08-20-2012, 01:04 PM   #108
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And since I know have my Simpsons bible here are a few things I found on the episode pages.

The Shelbyville Daily has a banner that reads "once a week, every week".

We find out that the towns originally split because Shelbyville Manhattan wanted to marry his attractive cousins and Jebediah Springfield wouldn't allow it.

Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!


And of course classic quotes:

Ned Flanders: Pardon me, neighbourinos. Some of our boys are lost in your town. You wouldn't have happenned to see them, by any chance?
Shelbyvillian #1: Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
Shelbyvillian #2: Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.


Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers. Give it back or we'll bust in there and take it!
Shelby's Dad: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look.
Homer: Stupider like a fox!


At home, Marge vacuums under Homer's feet.

Marge: Where are you going, Bart?
Bart: Mom, you won't believe this, but something you said the other
day really got through to me.
Marge: [happy] Mmm!
Bart: And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson. [slams door]
Marge: I choose to take that literally.
Bart: [outside] Death to Shelbyville!
Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on.

This entire sequence is amazing:

Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the
morgue, he'll fax us.
Mr. Van H: Oh, man, I _hate_ those Shelbyville jerks.
Mrs. Van H: Honey, _I_ was born in Shelbyville.
Mr. Van H: And it tears me up inside!
Marge: This is my fault. I tried to teach Bart about town pride,
but the power of my words filled him with a sort of madness.
Homer: Now, Marge, you can't blame all of Bart's problems on your
one little speech. If anything turned him bad, it's that
time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear.
_And_ let's not forget your little speech!
Marge: Isn't there anything we can do?
Homer: Yes there is! Come on, everybody, let's go into Shelbyville
and get those kids back ourselves. I got an RV we can use:
Flanderses!
Everyone: Yay! Let's do it. etc.
Flanders: Well, OK, but you know, just go a little bit easy on --
Homer: Pile in, everybody. No time to wipe your feet.
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Old 08-20-2012, 01:37 PM   #110
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Oh my, I could entertain myself with this thread all day.

From Who Shot Mr Burns? pt 1

A sign in town reads : "BURNS CONSTRUCTION CO. Building a Better Tomorrow, For Him."
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Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs --
Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.
Number One:
Everyone takes the same oath. Welcome to the club, Number 908. You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!
Everyone:
Yay!
Moe:
'Cause he's already kind of heavy, you know, and --
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A Star is Burns was on yesterday afternoon. My favorite lines:
Quote:
Rainer Wolfcastle: [Cut back to Rainer and Jay] The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.
Jay Sherman: [contemptuous] How do you sleep at night?
Rainer Wolfcastle: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
Jay Sherman: Just asking. Yeesh!
Quote:
Barney: I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
And of course:
Quote:
Mr. Burns: [Mr. Burns' film is being booed by the audience] Smithers, are they booing me?
Smithers: Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns".
Mr. Burns: [Stands and faces the audience] Are you saying "Boo" or "Boo-urns"?
[the audience boos and throws rubbish at him]
Hans Moleman: I was saying "Boo-urns"!
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My ultimate episode guide arrived today. My goodness this thing is huge (that's what she said).

It covers a lot of seasons I don't care about but that doesn't mean there isn't some funny "you might have missed stuff" from a lot of those episodes. It is huge. Almost so heavy as to be prohibitive from reading it without setting it down on a table first.

The index alone is almsot 100 pages long. Every episode has 2 pages, it has so many cool extras like every single church sign gag. Man some of those are funny.

Highly recommended for the low low price of $22. Compared to over $100 on amazon.ca.

This thing is gonna keep me entertained for a while and may even inspire me to go back and watch 2-9 again. It's been a while.
Where did you get it for $22?
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Old 08-20-2012, 04:13 PM   #114
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Where did you get it for $22?

Someone on CP suggested it!! Thanks again!! Took about 2 weeks to get here I guess. OMG is it amazing. Very similar to the previous volumes of episode guides but this one has 20 seasons all in one guide and every episode gets 2 pages.

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Don't know if this has been posted yet, but Barnes and Noble has this book that has a page on every episode for the first 20 season, pretty cool encyclopedia. I think it cost me $22 all in with shipping.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/simp...=9780594045052
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Holy crap the book is massive. fotze could stand on it and be as tall as regular people.
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The Hank Scorpio episode might just be my all time favorite. I still use the "business hammocks" line all the time.


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Holy hell! I just got the book and it is gigantic. It came in a huge box and then this huge mailing bag. What a great book for a great price.
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The Hank Scorpio episode might just be my all time favorite. I still use the "business hammocks" line all the time.


Best part of that episode is when Homer wanders in looking for sugar and Hank gives him loose grains from his pocket, then asks him if he wants any cream.

Forget the exact line Homer gives (something like Uhhh, no thanks) but it is priceless.
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Old 08-21-2012, 09:52 AM   #119
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Holy hell! I just got the book and it is gigantic. It came in a huge box and then this huge mailing bag. What a great book for a great price.
Ok so it wasn't just me. I had mine delivered to my office and it was hilarious as the guy dropped off this giant bag that weighed about 10lbs.
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Haha that hammock clip's missing one of the best parts!

Hank Scorpio: Back to the hammocks, my friend. You know, there's a little place called Mary Ann's Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you.
[laughs]
Hank Scorpio: I'm just kidding.
Homer: Oh.

Such a solid ep. Definitely gotta watch that one when I get home, been awhile.
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