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Old 01-30-2013, 01:19 PM   #1
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The hero to thousands is in a bad state today:

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Legendary porn star Ron Jeremy is in critical condition in a Los Angeles hospital after suffering a heart aneurysm.

The adult film actor admitted himself into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Tuesday, complaining of severe chest pains.

His condition worsened overnight and he has since been receiving treatment in the intensive care unit.

Jeremy's manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ.com the 59 year old is currently being prepared for emergency surgery.

http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2013/01/3...enn-story.html
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:58 PM   #2
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Didn't see that cumming...

But serious, hope he pulls out...

Ok, ok...I'm sure he'll come out on top...

...I'm here all night folks. Make sure you tip your waitress.
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:59 PM   #3
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^ Just the tip ??
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So my wife was right...too much sex is bad for you.
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I gotta wonder if the aneurysm happened in the company of a couple of 18-year olds.
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:53 PM   #6
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you had to figure that the tank would be a little low once he "inflated the whale" so in some wyas him having an aneurysm is a little surprisng.....

i always wonder who has lead a more charmed life - him or Hef?
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:36 PM   #7
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I like how it says in the picture "Ron Jeremy (Center)"

Like we can't tell!
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:38 PM   #8
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damn, he's my profile pic on fb.
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I like how it says in the picture "Ron Jeremy (Center)"

Like we can't tell!
Well he could be the guy on the left.
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Its a wonder any blood ever reaches the man's heart anyhow.
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if i lived his life and made it to 59, i'd call that a great run
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I hope he pulls out.....er through.


Stole from twitter
Not from the 2nd post of this thread?
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I like how it says in the picture "Ron Jeremy (Center)"

Like we can't tell!
Ron's the celebrity that people pretend to not recognize, but inside are going "yeah!"
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hmmmm true story. I don't think i have ever watched any movies by him!

Unless was he in some Traci Lords movies.
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Think he got confused when the nurse came in and actually tried to take care of him and not "take care of him"?
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A Ron Jeremy interview that I think was done just a few months ago. Some funny lines.

Estimates he's had sex with somewhere between three thousand and five thousand women. That's quite the range.

http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/...dgehog-jeremy/

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hmmmm true story. I don't think i have ever watched any movies by him!

Unless was he in some Traci Lords movies.
You've never seen Boondock Saints?!?!?!?!?

*insert groan here*
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