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Old 08-13-2019, 09:24 AM   #61
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I for one am thoroughly disappointed at the lack of portly deities.

We need Religions with positive body images.


Will that do? While he technically qualifies as a prophet and not a deity, L. Ron Hubbard wasn't exactly rocking washboard abs.

Although really, you could always just invent your own rotund deity. They are imaginary, after all. Or create your own off-shoot of Pastafarianism: Canned Pastafarianism, where people worship Chef Boyardee.
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Old 08-13-2019, 09:34 AM   #62
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Will that do? While he technically qualifies as a prophet and not a deity, L. Ron Hubbard wasn't exactly rocking washboard abs.

Although really, you could always just invent your own rotund deity. They are imaginary, after all. Or create your own off-shoot of Pastafarianism: Canned Pastafarianism, where people worship Chef Boyardee.
At our first Conclave of Scripture we could have Chef Boyardee fight The Swedish Chef!

The possibilities are endless!
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Old 08-13-2019, 09:36 AM   #63
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Dad bod is reversible - I lost 20 pounds in two months and have kept it off. I'm in the best shape of my life at 52.
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At our first Conclave of Scripture we could have Chef Boyardee fight The Swedish Chef!

The possibilities are endless!
Tag team event: Chef Boyardee and Uncle Ben vs The Swedish Chef and Beaker.
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You think the dad bod is your ally? I was born with a dad bod, molded by it. The outside world didn't see my muscles until I was already a man, by then it was nothing but a hindrance to my well-established defence mechanisms.
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Dad bod sucks balls.


I am 6 ft and until recently 190lbs. I was fit, could run, ski, play hockey.

For the last 6 months I have been struggling with a neck issue and have ballooned up to 220lbs.
Buddy, I hear ya. I was a strong 195 until a year ago when I herniated two discs, and I've ballooned up to 245.
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