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Old 08-25-2017, 12:33 PM   #21
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I never understood the pricing for haircuts, it should really be based on how complex of a cut you want regardless of gender. Not sure if I would ever pay 67$ for a quick trim anyways.
And it's much easier to cut the straight hair of an Asian man than the curly hair of a black man. Barbers should have a price list for different races.
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Old 08-25-2017, 12:38 PM   #22
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And it's much easier to cut the straight hair of an Asian man than the curly hair of a black man. Barbers should have a price list for different races.
I found the post that gets the thread locked.
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Old 08-25-2017, 12:43 PM   #23
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I found the post that gets the thread locked.
Why should this post get the thread locked? I'm serious. The barber takes 10 minutes to cut my hair and my buddy, who is black, needs 30 minutes to get his hair cut by the same barber. Yet we pay the same amount.

Any barbers on this board who can confirm Asian hair is easier to cut?
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Old 08-25-2017, 12:44 PM   #24
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Why has no one invented an automatic hair cutting machine yet?
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Old 08-25-2017, 12:52 PM   #25
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If Zealand is new, what happened to the old one?
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If Zealand is new, what happened to the old one?
Its doing well.

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At 33, married and with a new born at home, I still can't shake the feeling that I stop maturing at 19 and have been mostly faking it as an adult.

All the responsibilities that go along with being an adult are there, and I'm not a kid, but I wonder if most people in there 30s-40s feel the same way?
THIS. Yes.

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Why do you cook bacon, but bake cookies?
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In a world dictated by laws of mathematics, chemistry, physics and biology there is no randomness, everything happens as the end result of a calculation, a chemical reaction or a law of physics.

Some one or hundreds or thousands of someones is having the exact same random thought, reaction or "fate" as you at this very second.
This is not correct.
Everything entropies. Order to disorder.
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What is the proper way to unload a dishwasher? Top rack, bottom rack, utensils? Utensils, top, bottom? Bottom top, utensils?

I just don't know
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why does one of our cats lay on it's back all the time and the other one never does?
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Old 08-25-2017, 01:39 PM   #33
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This is not correct.
Everything entropies. Order to disorder.
I'm willing to bet, that at some point they create a predictive model for that.
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I'm willing to bet, that at some point they create a predictive model for that.
Everything is possible
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Old 08-25-2017, 02:28 PM   #35
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Wouldn't it be nice to have the financial freedom to never work another day in your life?
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Old 08-25-2017, 02:31 PM   #36
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If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.

Just kidding. That saying is fataing stupid and only dopes use it.
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If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.

Just kidding. That saying is fataing stupid and only dopes use it.
I agree.
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Old 08-25-2017, 02:35 PM   #38
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I actually enjoy my job for the most part. But I'd sure enjoy doing nothing but hobbies all day and going on vacations a lot more.
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Old 08-25-2017, 02:46 PM   #39
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https://www.random.org/

Perhaps you have wondered how predictable machines like computers can generate randomness. In reality, most random numbers used in computer programs are pseudo-random, which means they are generated in a predictable fashion using a mathematical formula. This is fine for many purposes, but it may not be random in the way you expect if you're used to dice rolls and lottery drawings.

RANDOM.ORG offers true random numbers to anyone on the Internet. The randomness comes from atmospheric noise, which for many purposes is better than the pseudo-random number algorithms typically used in computer programs. People use RANDOM.ORG for holding drawings, lotteries and sweepstakes, to drive online games, for scientific applications and for art and music.
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Should be called stochastic thoughts thread.
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