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Old 07-19-2014, 12:56 PM   #21
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Oh no, a bunch of strangers know that I got drunk and accessed a computer. I'm sure the shame will hang over my family name for generations.


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Old 07-19-2014, 01:05 PM   #22
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Oh no, a bunch of strangers know that I got drunk and accessed a computer. I'm sure the shame will hang over my family name for generations.


I see you've shamed yourself and your entire family. Perhaps you'd like some assistance on how to end it all?
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Old 07-19-2014, 01:08 PM   #23
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The all-time best drunk post/thread on CP is still from the user modano. Complete gibberish about salt of all things.

It was a few CP versions ago so it's likely lost, but god that thread and the fact that he had no idea what people were talking about when it was mentioned to him was probably the funniest CP moment I can remember.
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Old 07-19-2014, 01:14 PM   #24
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I find it perfectly reasonable that a drunk CP user would come on at 3:30AM and make rambling posts; the other people at 4AM though? Do you have one of those Budweiser goal lights that's set to trigger on new thread creation?
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Old 07-19-2014, 01:16 PM   #25
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I'm often on late because I can't sleep Plus we have posters from all over the place.
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Old 07-19-2014, 01:17 PM   #26
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I find it perfectly reasonable that a drunk CP user would come on at 3:30AM and make rambling posts; the other people at 4AM though? Do you have one of those Budweiser goal lights that's set to trigger on new thread creation?
Was also drunk. Can't speak for others.
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Old 07-19-2014, 01:35 PM   #27
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rubecube, go home, you're drunk!
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Old 07-19-2014, 03:09 PM   #28
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Yeah, a good portion of my posting comes around 3am. It is an insomnia thing for me.
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Old 07-19-2014, 03:50 PM   #29
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came for the method, and the regret. left partially disappointed and had a beer to cheer myself up.
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Old 07-19-2014, 03:50 PM   #30
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the other people at 4AM though?
Some of us work nightshift, judgey mcjudgerson.
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Old 07-19-2014, 05:15 PM   #31
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On a friday/saturday night does it really matter, though? Sounds like someone's an early nighter.

That aside, I think this is should be an ongoing discussion (/support) thread for intoxicated individuals that need to get their thoughts out in the open. When you're just plastered, having stumbled in a 3am while bleeding from a mysterious head wound about to regurgitate your innards so violently where your neighbours think a murder is happening? That's when the inner genius comes out.
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Old 07-19-2014, 09:02 PM   #32
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I find it perfectly reasonable that a drunk CP user would come on at 3:30AM and make rambling posts; the other people at 4AM though? Do you have one of those Budweiser goal lights that's set to trigger on new thread creation?
Does that factor in that people live in different time zones? Your 4am is my 3 am.
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Old 07-19-2014, 09:19 PM   #33
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Does that factor in that people live in different time zones? Your 4am is my 3 am.
I was joking, but no I admit that I didn't factor in that some people would be an hour behind.
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Old 07-19-2014, 09:35 PM   #34
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I was joking, but no I admit that I didn't factor in that some people would be an hour behind.
I knew you were joking Just giving you a hard time our brothers overseas would be either many hours ahead or behind.
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Anyone else starting to get buzzed and missing hockey? Thankfully to cure my woes of ice gladiators not arising I have a couple of buddy's here helping me annihilate a confederation of aliens from the future. How are the rest of you taking your minds off of the off season while inducing the heavenly intoxicate drinks brewed or distilled by man.


Edit for those Humans stuck in the past we call it halo 4 and beer

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Old 07-19-2014, 11:41 PM   #36
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Anyone else starting to get buzzed and missing hockey? Thankfully to cure my woes of ice gladiators not arising I have a couple of buddy's here helping me annihilate a confederation of aliens from the future. How are the rest of you taking your minds off of the off season while inducing the heavenly intoxicate drinks brewed or distilled by man.
I like to practice my wrestling moves on my dog.

So far his least favourite move is the mandible claw.
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I like to practice my wrestling moves on my dog.

So far his least favourite move is the mandible claw.
You would think a dog would like the taste of a dirty sock.
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Old 07-20-2014, 12:27 AM   #38
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No no no... I'm serious... I reeeeeeally love you man...
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Old 07-20-2014, 12:29 AM   #39
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There is the time and place when the purple sock eater comes and has his very own ritual where HE WILL eat the purple socks. But because of this these dirty socks do not get eaten it's okay
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