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Old 10-28-2009, 11:15 PM   #1
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Alright, this is NOT FOR CHATTING. This is for random drunken ruminations. You know you want to share. I'll begin.

When did sweatshirts without hoods die? Are they even available anymore? Who led this revolution and how did they keep it quiet?

Why the hell can't I find Manhattan Clam Chowder anywhere? New England style? Oh yeah, you've got 18 different soupy money shot options. But the delicious version? Nope. Not Campbells, not anyone. Just one crappy condensed version.

Again, just post your stupid thoughts or maybe answer a previous question. No chatting, you bunch of chatty Kathys.

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Old 10-28-2009, 11:21 PM   #2
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What's a rumination??

Mmmm... wild rose raspberry...
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What happened to all the ashtrays? They used to be everywhere. But I noticed one at the 'dome tonight, right at the top of section 216. It had 10's of burn marks on it. Was being used as a simple garbage can now. Made me think... where did all the other ashtrays go?
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:24 PM   #4
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What's a rumination??

Mmmm... wild rose raspberry...
You know how cows chew grass over and over again and turn it over in their stomachs and cycle it around, etc.? They are called Ruminants.

To ruminate is to "turn something over in your mind"

My drunken musing:
This thread is poorly titled. It should be called Rum & Ruminations
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:26 PM   #5
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You know how cows chew grass over and over again and turn it over in their stomachs and cycle it around, etc.? They are called Ruminants.

To ruminate is to "turn something over in your mind"

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This thread is poorly titled. It should be called Rum & Ruminations
Rum sucks. I'll rename it "Whisky and Wondering" should the public outcry be enough.
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:27 PM   #6
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What happened to all the ashtrays? They used to be everywhere. But I noticed one at the 'dome tonight, right at the top of section 216. It had 10's of burn marks on it. Was being used as a simple garbage can now. Made me think... where did all the other ashtrays go?
I was at foothills hospital the other day and I remember how the patients used all stand outside the main doors, even in -30 weather with their IVs and in their hospital gowns and in their wheelchairs smoking.

Now the entire property is non-smoking with big giant no-smoking signs painted right onto the ground and warning signs posted everywhere. You can't even smoke in the parking lot. I saw a few staff members trying to smoke secretly around corners or in cubbies like kids used to do in Jr. High.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought ashtrays were so cool. They had those big planters and cans in malls full of that wonderful white sand or white rocks. I loved that sand and those rocks. I would play with it in my hands until my parents yelled at me.
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:32 PM   #7
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I remember when it was ok to smoke in the mall. I used to manage Sheffield and Sons in Chinook Centre years ago. We used to stand there and smoke cigars all the time. It was awesome.
By the way...mmmm wine...
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:38 PM   #8
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I don't know why I am so self destruction when it comes to Mario Kart. Wouldn't I want myself to succeed at a video game? Then why can't I allow myself to win? BTW, I'll destroy anyone here on Mario Kart Wii. You (yes you) aren't fit to carry my Mario Kart jock.
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Dammit, answer my question! Why is the deliciousness that is Manhattan Clam Chowder not available!
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:42 PM   #10
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This thread has about as much of a chance of surviving as a fetus at a coat hanger convention.
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:45 PM   #11
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I don't know why I am so self destruction when it comes to Mario Kart. Wouldn't I want myself to succeed at a video game? Then why can't I allow myself to win? BTW, I'll destroy anyone here on Mario Kart Wii. You (yes you) aren't fit to carry my Mario Kart jock.

Never got the hang of the Wii, but I'll destroy you on SNES or N64 Mariokart...! Wanna go?
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:08 AM   #12
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:48 AM   #13
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Never got the hang of the Wii, but I'll destroy you on SNES or N64 Mariokart...! Wanna go?
I never played on the 64. But I was, am, and for ever shall be unbeatable on the SNES.
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I never played on the 64. But I was, am, and for ever shall be unbeatable on the SNES.
Ooh hoo... Lunchtime - bike racks!
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Old 10-29-2009, 01:10 AM   #15
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Child please. Bring your lunch money too, I'm hungry. I'll be taking that after I'm done taking your dignity.
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When did sweatshirts without hoods die? Are they even available anymore? Who led this revolution and how did they keep it quiet?
This.
They are still out there.

I don't know your style, but check out karmaloop.com lots of good ones there.
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Old 10-29-2009, 01:26 AM   #17
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What is with people standing like 30-50 feet away from the bus stop?

Do they live in some sort of bus-nocentric society that they fear shall shun them upon learning that they have no viable method of private transportation?

Do they think that just because they wait for a the bus from a distance that they are somehow better than the rest of their moldy cheesewagon brethren?

If this is the case I feel I have to drive by whilst hanging out the side of my vehicle ridiculing them....
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