Songs that will never be made:
Thought this was funny:
An Album From The Hold Steady Where No One Gets Wasted Or Shows Questionable Judgement
http://the-toast.net/2015/02/23/the-...no-one-wasted/
“The $20 We Just Found Will Be Used To Pay Down Some Credit Card Debt”
“Minnesota Provides An Excellent Backdrop For A Healthy, Well-Rounded Adolescence”
“I Remember It All So Clearly, The Time I Courted That Girl I Spent A Long Time Getting to Know First”
“Just Responsible Young Adults With Bright Futures, Not Taking Risks Or Abusing Substances In Public Places After Dark”
“There’s So Much To Do In This Town, Let’s Visit A Museum”
“No, Thanks, I’m The Designated Driver Tonight”
“I Got Over That Relationship Rather Quickly”
“That Girl Proved To Be Trustworthy”
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I'm sure we can imagine some albums that other bands will never make. Have at it . . .