11-16-2018, 04:18 PM
#61
Powerplay Quarterback
VIDEO
11-16-2018, 07:23 PM
#62
Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
No word of a lie.
I'm in McDonalds a month ago and this female EMT worker is standing beside me as we wait to have our orders prepared. She turns to me and comments on my bright green golf outfit. Checkered green pants, bright green shirt and matching hat.
EMT: "The women must love it when you wear those bright colors"
Dion: "I get lots of good comments on my golf outfits but unfortunately I don't get any phone numbers"
EMT: "Would you like mine?"
Dion: "I guess if you're offering, okay, why not"
EMT: "911"
Everybody standing around us burst out laughing, including me and the EMT woman. Her response was brilliant
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11-16-2018, 07:27 PM
#63
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
Work/Industries/Places/Music/Movies/TV/Sports
Never weather
11-17-2018, 08:21 AM
#64
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
"Mike Smith...Brutal eh?"
11-17-2018, 09:31 AM
#65
First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hong Kong
''So where are you from?''
Canada.
Looks at me like I'm an idiot.
''No, like, where are you really from?''
Canada.
(The joys of being a brown dude.)
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11-17-2018, 01:33 PM
#66
First Line Centre
Join Date: May 2012
Location: The Kilt & Caber
"So what's your favourite episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation?"
11-17-2018, 01:59 PM
#67
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Maritime Q-Scout
Then weather is an easy go to.
I would rather be punched in the face than talk about the weather. Awkward silence is infinitely better.
11-17-2018, 02:01 PM
#68
Franchise Player
Ginger or Mary Ann?
11-17-2018, 03:06 PM
#69
Scoring Winger
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SoulOfTheFlame
''So where are you from?''
Canada.
Looks at me like I'm an idiot.
''No, like, where are you really from?''
Canada.
(The joys of being a brown dude.)
LOL I hate when people ask me that. I go out of my way to drag it out.
Them: So where are you from?
Me: Calgary
Them: No, like where are you from, from?
Me: I grew up in Saskatoon.
Them: No but where were you born?
Me: I was born in England. (Truth)
Them: No but like where are your parents from?
Me: East Africa (also true)
Them: Oh....so you're African?
Me: No
Them: …….
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11-17-2018, 03:47 PM
#70
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Quote:
Them: Oh....so you're African?
Yes! Just like you, if you go back far enough, as you seem insistent on doing...
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11-17-2018, 05:21 PM
#71
First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Calgary
'What do you think of the rectum as a whole?' is usually a good ice breaker/head scratcher.
11-17-2018, 05:37 PM
#72
Franchise Player
Quote:
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Nyah
"So what's your favourite episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation?"
I would be instant friends with this person.
11-17-2018, 05:42 PM
#73
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Shanghai
Quote:
Originally Posted by
bob-loblaw
'What do you think of the rectum as a whole?' is usually a good ice breaker/head scratcher.
"As a whole" or "as a hole"?
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11-17-2018, 06:01 PM
#74
Norm!
My first murder looked exactly like you.
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11-17-2018, 06:13 PM
#75
First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Calgary
Quote:
Originally Posted by
JohnnyB
"As a whole" or "as a hole"?
That's usually the first question you get, hence the head scratcher. My response is usually 'you decide'. After that they usually say 'uh, it's okayyyy? Not sure how to respond to that.'
It's a good way to scare them away or see if they have my sense of humour.
11-17-2018, 08:07 PM
#76
Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
Nm.
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11-17-2018, 08:30 PM
#77
Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Toronto
"The sky is blue...." and wait for their response
11-17-2018, 10:59 PM
#78
Norm!
Use a cheesy movie spy phrase like
"The tall man sits in a chair in the corner"
Then stare intently
When he goes "What" or "Huh"
Then say
"You are not the person I am looking for"
Then walk off.
Note would probably work best if you use a russian accent.
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