[Signing] Oilers sign Mike Smith (1yr, $2mil + $1.75mil performance bonuses)

[mrdonkey]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

Poor guy, reality hasn't sunk in.

Reality will set in quickly once he plays a couple games behind their 6 or 7 Giordanos.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by mrdonkey

Reality will set in quickly once he plays a couple games behind their 6 or 7 Giordanos.

He might be the first person to throw his Oilers jersey on the ice.

[DeluxeMoustache]

Originally Posted by Locke

He might be the first person to throw his Oilers jersey on the ice.

The belly flop is basically throwing the jersey on the ice while still wearing it.

I expect to see it game 1.

[Wastedyouth]

Originally Posted by 1Nite

So, I am in Calgary for a couple days to visit some family, we go out for supper, and then someone says that there is a good ice cream shop we should go to. So after getting my ice cream I am sitting down eating, and I see in the line up, this tall slim guy with longer hair and a baseball cap, with three really blond little kids, look at him a few times then I recognize him, he sees me looking at him and he puts his head down and turns a bit to the side. I then think to myself, should I, a) go out to the car and get my Flames cap and come back and tell him " you are No good and you joined the Nogoodenest team of the whole league", b) ask him if he could get me Connor's autograph, C) stay sitting and enjoy that double scoop of salted carmel and maple pecan, on a waffle cone, mmm that was damn good ice cream.

There is no way this was written by a person older than 12.