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Old 03-29-2017, 01:22 PM   #4681
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Maybe fata through this thread, but i'm not going to read through it for this.

Did you know... There has never been an Edmonton Oilers Playoff game captures on an iPhone... Welcome to the modern age Oiler fans
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:34 PM   #4682
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I never thought I'd say this, but our current home Reebok jerseys are no longer the ugliest primaries in the NHL.
Don't kid yourself.
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:45 PM   #4683
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Teh OyLaHz are back! Oh course someone had to write a rap song. Because OyLaHz are so gangsta.

http://soundcloud.com/cadenceweapon
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:52 PM   #4684
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http://edmontonjournal.com/sports/ho...how-to-respond

everything about the edmonton oilers is hilarious.
How is this man employed by the Edmonton Journal? They are laying off people in the media left and right and this clown still has a job? Management is failing that newspaper badly. Worst part is that crap like that only fuels the fire of the haters.
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Teh OyLaHz are back! Oh course someone had to write a rap song. Because OyLaHz are so gangsta.

http://soundcloud.com/cadenceweapon

I can't believe I:

(1) clicked on that, and;

(2) expected ANYTHING different than to just hear "Connor McDavid" repeated ad nauseam.

(Some killer "rhymes" in there too.)
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:53 PM   #4686
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That's big news. I see it was the top headline on TSN this morning. I can't figure out why it didn't say McDavid in the title though.
Funny thing but the main headline at TSN was Matthews breaking Clarke's rookie goal scoring record not the Oilers breaking their 10 year drought.
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:03 PM   #4687
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I can't believe I:

(1) clicked on that, and;

(2) expected ANYTHING different than to just hear "Connor McDavid" repeated ad nauseam.

(Some killer "rhymes" in there too.)
Wow, that's what happens when you give everyone access to the internet.

That's the worst piece of garbage I've ever heard.

There is literally nothing good about it, not even a 1/15th second of the song where the beat is good.

All i could think of is that this song is equivalent to my late Grandpa yelling gibberish and poop into a microphone.
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:04 PM   #4688
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I'm sorry, but I had to go back to 2006 and look at the notable things/events from that year.

-Nintendo releases the Wii
-Google purchases Youtube
-Barry Bonds breaks Babe Ruth's homerun record. #asterisk
-Montenegro and Serbia split and become independent nations
-North Korea claims a successful nuclear weapon test, making them the newest nuclear power in the world
-Saddam Hussein is tried, sentenced, and executed for his crimes against humanity
-Iran had a busy year: successful tests of medium range missiles that can hit Israel; refusal to let UN inspectors visit their nuclear sites; and Ahmadinejad denies the holocaust.
-Violent reactions erupt after several European newspapers publish cartoons about the prophet Mohammed
-Steve Irwin dies after a barb from a stingray
-Crocs
-Hannah Montana debuts
-Oscar Best Picture: Crash
-Emmy's: Best Drama-24, Best Comedy-The Office
-Taylor Hicks is named "American Idol"
-Panic at the Disco! (yuck)
-Donald Trump gets in his first real twitter war with Rosie O'Donnell
-Dick Cheney shoots his friend in the face while hunting quail
-Then Cuban president Fidel Castro steps down and hands power over to his brother Raul
-Top grossing movies of 2006: Pirates of the Caribbean (Dead Man's Chest); Cars; X-men III; The Da Vinci Code; Superman Returns; Ice Age (Meltdown); Happy Feet; Over the Hedge; Casino Royale; Talladega Nights.



I could go on, but I think this is funny enough in itself.
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:05 PM   #4689
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Funny thing but the main headline at TSN was Matthews breaking Clarke's rookie goal scoring record not the Oilers breaking their 10 year drought.
It changes throughout the day.

Edit: It's still #2 headline for me and nothing about Matthews/Clarke record anywhere.

ESN = NG

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Old 03-29-2017, 02:09 PM   #4690
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Teh OyLaHz are back! Oh course someone had to write a rap song. Because OyLaHz are so gangsta.

http://soundcloud.com/cadenceweapon
...something, something, Great One...
...something, something, five rings...
...something, something, parade ... and something about erecting a new statue.

That is seriously all I got out of that tripe.
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:10 PM   #4691
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...something, something, Great One...
...something, something, five rings...
...something, something, parade ... and something about erecting a new statue.

That is seriously all I got out of that tripe.
This is rich fodder for a parody version. Where's Mike Richards when you need him?
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:16 PM   #4692
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...something, something, Great One...
...something, something, five rings...
...something, something, parade ... and something about erecting a new statue.

That is seriously all I got out of that tripe.
You forgot


Wooo and blah blah Conner blah blah McDavid whooo

So bad.
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:26 PM   #4693
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Grats, Oilers/fans.

I wish you no luck beyond the season but playoffs are fun and just because you were born in the Edmonton area and raised to be a fan doesn't mean you should be condoned to a lifetime without playoff hockey (the young fans, that is). I think your organization is run by bozos and your media is a team propaganda machine a lot of time and there are a horde of unfortunately vocal trolls out there that don your colours, but it doesn't mean you're all bad people. If you've stuck with the team despite all those things, you should get to have some fun too. Do us a favour and be humble this spring, unlike the ones out there that set a bad example and maybe we can all enjoy it a little more.
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:27 PM   #4694
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:27 PM   #4695
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Wow, that's what happens when you give everyone access to the internet.

That's the worst piece of garbage I've ever heard.

There is literally nothing good about it, not even a 1/15th second of the song where the beat is good.

All i could think of is that this song is equivalent to my late Grandpa yelling gibberish and poop into a microphone.

I can only hope this doesn't give George Canyon or *shudder* Paul Brandt any ideas.
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:39 PM   #4696
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Elmer coming out of the hole after 11 years. No surprise from Oiler fans.
Is he by chance the same guy that called into CHED after the Habs meltdown and asked why the Flames were beating the teams the Oilers were losing to when the Oilers had more talent?
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Is he by chance the same guy that called into CHED after the Habs meltdown and asked why the Flames were beating the teams the Oilers were losing to when the Oilers had more talent?
No that wasn't me... I also don't think in have really said anything irrational... But Im very interested to find out what I have wrote that is so outragiously inaccurate.

Admittedly not posting anything pro oilers on this thread until they made the playoffs can appear trollish and cowardly but again it's more to the fact I prefer to just be a fly on the wall around here.
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Lot's of Oilers fans around here bragging about clinching, they might as well have won the stanley cup. It is a pretty amazing feat though, it's not like over half the league does it every year.
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Old 03-29-2017, 03:11 PM   #4699
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oilers fan loves huffing glue so much that he signs up to Calgary Flames message board with the username Elmer.
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I think it's all funny
I'm not surprised.
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