Want to live longer men? Stare at breasts/puppies and have lots of sex

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by OMG!WTF!

I'm more of a lower extremity guy to be honest. I'm not opposed to the boobs at all but you know. It is what it is. Maybe there's a conversion therapy I could do or something. I mean I've been lying on my life insurance forms this whole time just to get the discount. "Do you look at boobs a) never b) sometimes c) frequently d) obsessively? It would be nice to finally mark that d without feeling the guilt of a bona fide assman.

[Cliche]

Originally Posted by schteve_d

Not to kick sand on this science as I am all for it, but isn't a man's mortality rate still fixed at 100%?

For single people all the mortality rates (average age at time of no longer needing air) include divorced married men which significantly bring down the average life span for single people.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/b...ou-live-longer