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Old 01-18-2021, 05:54 PM   #1041
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Is the candle shaped like her vagina? Or does it *shudder* smell like it? Or is this like ear candling, but for your vagina? Wait, you know what...forget I asked.
Only $75 for a candle that has "THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA" written on it. True to Goop form.

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Old 01-18-2021, 11:05 PM   #1042
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Thank goodness they used a natural cotton wick! Must watch candle when it is lit, do not touch when hot, do not burn more than 2 hours...

What if I burn for 4 hours? Should I call a doctor? What if it smells like someone I don’t know?

I feel like this may be one of those Kardashi Maru situations.
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Thank goodness they used a natural cotton wick! Must watch candle when it is lit, do not touch when hot, do not burn more than 2 hours...

What if I burn for 4 hours? Should I call a doctor? What if it smells like someone I donít know?

I feel like this may be one of those Kardashi Maru situations.
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Might be a little late, but an exhibit on the sony walkman!

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Yo-Yo Mah inserts Star Trek theme Easter Egg at start of Amazing Grace during Biden Inauguration.

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Gus Johnson is great.
This one from a few days ago made me buss up.

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This probably isn't the place for it but this video of a protestor going toe-to-toe with Russian riot police is all kinds of badass.

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