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Old 05-05-2023, 10:21 PM   #1
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Default Giant phallus mowed into Royal lawn ahead of coronation

I feel like this clearly needs a thread. We spend a lot of time on serious business around here, and then miss a big occurrence like this?

https://nationalpost.com/news/giant-...les-coronation

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Old 05-05-2023, 10:28 PM   #2
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Why that's a huge...
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Old 05-05-2023, 10:31 PM   #3
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Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel: What is it, son?

Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

Bird-Watching Woman: ######.

Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?



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Old 05-05-2023, 10:39 PM   #4
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Bit of a dick move, right before the coronation.

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Canada also doing its part for the coronation

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/20...oundland-dildo
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Old 05-05-2023, 10:46 PM   #6
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Quick, call the Tour de France guy who turns dicks painted on the pavement into butterflies just before the peloton arrives.
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Old 05-05-2023, 10:50 PM   #7
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Ahem....Penis.

That is all.
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So, I guess Meghan made it to England after all.


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It's tradition

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Aliens…aliens did it. Just like crop circles.
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Old 05-05-2023, 11:51 PM   #11
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Groundskeepers needed a new project after trimming the bushes
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Old 05-06-2023, 12:19 AM   #12
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Probably the most excited thing about the coronation.
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Looks like they trimmed the lawn to make it look bigger.
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Good

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Childish, sexually deviant, and low class.

Just like the Royal Family.
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I hope when they catch the person, they aren't too hard-on him.
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Old 05-06-2023, 06:24 AM   #17
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If he ends up on our money, im writing "pedo" over his face on every bit of paper money that comes my way. Just doing my part.
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Old 05-06-2023, 07:09 AM   #18
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Edit:nvm Googled my own answer

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Royalist response

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Old 05-06-2023, 08:19 AM   #20
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Or they could just, you know, abolish it or something?
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