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Old 01-31-2013, 05:42 PM   #21
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Pork is always a bad thing to gamble with. See Chris Rock's comedy routine for more explanation.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:37 PM   #22
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So, still alive?
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:41 PM   #23
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Well, did you eat it or what?
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:09 PM   #24
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Are you still drunk from all of the Alcohol?
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:11 PM   #25
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man, i hope he didnt but if he ate the chops he isn't going to be on here any time soon
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:56 PM   #26
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Not a chance that I would eat it. Hopefully you didn't.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:02 PM   #27
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I am stunned that none of you recommended killing the bacteria with fire
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:02 PM   #28
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Most slow cookers do get high enough.
All modern and semi-modern slow cookers get more than hot enough, either by law or by fear of lawsuit (I can't remember which) - your grandparent's slow cooker is actually a much better tool for slow cooking than the current crop of slow cookers, albeit at the expense of requiring more careful checking of final temperatures.
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Old 02-04-2013, 10:45 AM   #29
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some bacteria that cause food poison produce a toxin which is heat stable, so you can kill all the bacteria, but the toxin that makes you sick may still be there.

in fact, killing the bacteria may break open the bacteria cells releasing even more toxin into your food

my recommendation: Eat the pork chops
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Old 02-04-2013, 10:49 AM   #30
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So uh, did he died?
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Old 02-04-2013, 11:00 AM   #31
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Everything about the original post sounds so gross.
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:27 PM   #32
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This is Maritime Q~Scout's parents.

Unfortunately MQS ate some porkchops that apparently were not properly cooked. After three days in the hospital, and a turn that landed him in the ICU, his short struggle is now over. He passed away this morning.

That or I threw out the porkchops.
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:31 PM   #33
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Thoughts and prayers. That's a tough way for a pork chop to go.

Oh ya, sorry to hear about MQS as well.
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:31 PM   #34
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OMG I got takeout sushi on Saturday night. There was some leftovers and thought it would be a god treat at work today for lunch...worst. decision. ever.
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:05 PM   #35
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I wouldn't worry about it....eating pork will clog your arteries and kill you anyways!
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:38 PM   #36
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OMG I got takeout sushi on Saturday night. There was some leftovers and thought it would be a god treat at work today for lunch...worst. decision. ever.
Sushi turns really quick. Well any fish really, but something about sushi... it really has to be fresh to taste good.
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:38 PM   #37
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This is Maritime Q~Scout's parents.

Unfortunately MQS ate some porkchops that apparently were not properly cooked. After three days in the hospital, and a turn that landed him in the ICU, his short struggle is now over. He passed away this morning.

That or I threw out the porkchops.
Can I have his stuff?
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