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Old 01-13-2012, 01:39 AM   #21
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Old 01-13-2012, 01:43 AM   #22
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She will make a fortune in porn if she ever decides to go that route.
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:56 AM   #23
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the emoticon for this thread is EPIC.

Well played!
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Double Orgasm?
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:36 AM   #26
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She has periods in both, but do they alternate!!?

She's meant for porn, thats the only way to truly profit from her freak show of a vagina circus.
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:48 AM   #27
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Twice the pink, twice the stink.
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She must go through a lot of batteries...
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Not sure how this is a net benefit to The Common Man.
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Not sure how this is a net benefit to The Common Man.
InterNET porn has given all common man his salvation !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am sure there is a joke about sloppy seconds here...
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I'm common and I see a bunch of benefits, it would be like cheating but not cheating.

Sneaking around behind Vagina one's back to do Vagina two, you can make her wear a wig so it feels like your plowing a different woman.

If her head was flat and she was 4 feet tall she'd be a symbol of the next evolution in woman.
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Old 01-13-2012, 09:24 AM   #33
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So which one would a baby come out of? Are there traffic lights?
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So which one would a baby come out of? Are there traffic lights?
Ron Jeremy with those construction flags.
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I give this two thumbs up!!
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Up where?
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“I thought it was amazing and it’s definitely an ice-breaker at parties,” she said.
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:03 PM   #40
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Five women, ten vaginas.

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