[News] Coyotes relocating to Salt Lake City

[D as in David]

Originally Posted by Locke

When you're having sex with the Mormons theres never a 'Round 2.'

Alright. Thats it. I think I've exhausted my 'Mormon Joke Quota' for the day.

I'll see myself out.

TIL I must be a Mormon.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

What about a name symbolizing rebirth of a franchise? The Salt Lake City Phoenix

I see what you did there. Plus it will mollify Locke as this would definitely rub SALT in the wound of all Arizona fan.

[calumniate]

How about the Utah Monday's

[2Stonedbirds]

Salt Lake City Holy Underwear

[Flames1217]

Originally Posted by getbak

The funny thing is the Utah Raptors would actually be a good name since Utahraptor is the actual name of a dinosaur whose remains were found in the state.

It would be much more appropriate than the Toronto Raptors, who got their name because it was a year after Jurassic Park came out. I always find it funny when people make fun of the Mighty Ducks because they were named after a movie, but have no problem cheering for the Raptors.

That's why I suggested it.

To me it's the easy route. If they nailed the logo it could be solid but it seems like its too logical to wow anyone.

[BurningSteel]

Salt Lake Soakers

[afc wimbledon]

Utah Saints!!!!

[troutman]

Utah Yutes

(My Cousin Vinny)

[Gemnoble]

Gotta be Latter Day Skates.

[Gemnoble]

Originally Posted by Ped

And Vegas as a team has been incredibly successful. Be interesting to see what happens if they see some struggling years.

There's enough tourism in Vegas to carry all four sports teams. They'd have to suck pretty hard for a very long time.

[Zarley]

Sal Tlay Ka Siti

[Jordan!]

Originally Posted by SoulOfTheFlame

You could say the Oilers are feeling salty tonight... Not unlike a lake.

Arizona “Phoenix”

But with that said, AM isn’t getting anything done.. I have next to no hope for that group

[sharkov]

Should be called the Utah phoenixes just to troll Arizona. That or the holy rollers

[Dion]

Salt Lake Holy Rollers

[timun]

Originally Posted by Locke

When you're having sex with the Mormons theres never a 'Round 2.'

Eh, I don't think you end up with eleven kids without going a few extra rounds...

[GirlySports]

Originally Posted by Locke

Okay, so heres something of a pedantic question that I'm sure no one really knows the answer to:

Will they be...the Salt Lake (Shakers dammit!)

Or...the Utah Whatevers?

Similarly to how the Coyotes went from 'Phoenix' to 'Arizona.'

Real Real Salt Lake

[t0rrent98]

What does Austin Matthews think about this, lol.

[Leo]

Salt lake city serpents , with a s logo made
Out of a snake

[GreenLantern2814]

Originally Posted by BurningSteel

Salt Lake Soakers

Supersoakers

[Reggie Dunlop]

Part of the proposed deal has Alex Meruelo keeping ownership of the Tucson Roadrunners and moving them to the Mullet Arena.