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Old 06-22-2021, 01:51 PM   #1
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Nikita Gusev is a horrible hockey player and rumor has it that he is also a horrible human. Somehow the sim Gods gifted him with a 70OV rating so while the Sharks GM may despise him, he can someone still play hockey in the CPHL even when he could barely put his skates on in the NHL.

Total offers received since putting him on the block: 0
Total offers made by Sharks GM trying to offload the bum: 187

Nothing close. Nothing at all going on.

So what to do?

The Sharks GM would like to trade him for an equally horrible D. Someone that’s toxic in the locker room or likes books (like Dougie Hamilton).

Consider bidding now open for this really crappy player but enjoy his nice 70OV rating while you can. Time is running out!
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An excellent start! THE Jake McCabe is on the table! A GM MJK favorite hit with injury bug. Surely no one can beat this offer...or can they?!?
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Markus Sorensen, has to be horrible at D as he's horrible at forward
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Boom look at all this action. Markus ‘sorry’ Sorensen is on the table. He won’t stop apologizing for how bad at hockey he is. He should chat with Gusev it will cheer him up to know someone else stinks.
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I can’t keep up with all this excitement. Sharks GM has sure created a stir putting the worst CPHL hockey player in history on the block. Where will he end up? Who knows, stay tuned!
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You can have Phil di Giuseppe
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This the guy that makes pizzas?
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Old 06-22-2021, 03:01 PM   #13
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Boy last week you were speaking glowingly of him when we were talking deal (I kid I kid)



I think in my mind it was like "How about Gus . . . . " me "good talk"
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Decent crappy options so far, I love it. Public blasting actually does work! Keep the offers coming if you are inclined to add this exaggerated 70OV player to your team. Best player on some teams.
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Decent crappy options so far, I love it. Public blasting actually does work! Keep the offers coming if you are inclined to add this exaggerated 70OV player to your team. Best player on some teams.
It’s a shame hes 28. Guarantee you if he was 27 and it made sense to sign him to a one year he’d have way more interest
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Old 06-22-2021, 04:29 PM   #17
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I would never sign him to a 3 year. 1 year or bust for this bum. Ride out the 70OV while you can!

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Upping my offer to a 3rd and Phil
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Put the leading offer in the OP. Also, what is the deadline?
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Put the leading offer in the OP. Also, what is the deadline?
I dunno. Sometime soon.
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