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Old 02-08-2019, 02:14 PM   #1
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I'm asking for a friend.

Let's say your wife is going out for an evening at a casino with friends. You notice that the outfit she's chosen suggests a bit of a camel toe - not a full blown adult camel toe, more of a young camel calf toe.

Do you say anything?

If yes, what?
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Old 02-08-2019, 02:15 PM   #2
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Yes,

point and say, haha, camel toe.

ball is in her court
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If it is your wife you outright tell her. No need to pussyfoot around it. You should be comfortable enough with each other to bring these things up.
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Yes,

point and say, haha, camel toe.

ball is in her court
Yes I think that's the general idea.
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If it is your wife you outright tell her. No need to pussyfoot around it. You should be comfortable enough with each other to bring these things up.
great choice of words.
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It's your wife. Why wouldn't you point it out to her rather than let her embarrass herself later when someone else notices?
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"Hey honey, remember a few months ago, you asked me if the jeans you were wearing made you look fat, and when I said no, you accused me of lying and told me to be honest with you?"


"Yes"


"And remember when Jim's wife came over and afterwards you asked me if I thought she was pretty and I said not as pretty as you, and you called BS"


"Yes"


"Camel Toe"
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"Are you going out dressed like that? Put some snow pants on, it's cold out."


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You going to the casino or chicken on the way?
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Pics OR it didn't happen.

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What's awkward is she's picked the camel toe awkward to go out with friends, not with the husband.
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Divorce, clearly.
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What's a camel toe?
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What's a camel toe?
Something that you camel hump.

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I don't know if that's how it works, I'm not married.
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I think I would hint that her yoga pants have bunched up a bit, and then make some hand gestures that would be easily interpreted as an unplucking motion.
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Tell her she looks hot and you have always had a thing for camel toes.
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I'm asking for a friend.

Let's say your wife is going out for an evening at a casino with friends. You notice that the outfit she's chosen suggests a bit of a camel toe - not a full blown adult camel toe, more of a young camel calf toe.

Do you say anything?

If yes, what?
if you're serious, of course you tell her. it's your wife. about the only person you can safely talk about it to.

you shouldn't tell her I guess only if it turns you on to have people looking at her camel toe.
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